This choice: They go out for lunch and Brian starts to attract the younger men • Go Back... Sarah drove Brian and herself to the restaurant they had settled on. Being slightly drunk and with quite a bit of money, Brian wanted to eat somewhere upscale. Sarah was in a state of bewilderment at the new Brian, but she had to admit this older woman was quite a bit of fun to hang out with. Brian would shake his tits at every man he saw when they would stop at a light or sign. He also had the old Brian's filthy sense of humor and sarcastic nature which led to some interesting conversations. "Please Sarah, the only thing hornier than me right now is an Elk!" Sarah couldn't help but laugh with the new Brian. She did have to keep the windows down, because every few minutes Brian would lift an ass cheek and expel a violent cloud of flatulent gas. At least she hoped it was flatulent gas. From the smell she began to suspect the woman had a chemical dump hidden in her ass.
They arrived at the restaurant and Brian half stumbled inside. His large saddle shoes' chunky heels were heard clicking on the polished floor throughout the restaurant. Sarah walked up to the hostess and requested a table. Brian hung behind and waved to every cute boy he saw. Sarah grabbed Brian by the arm and led her to the table. Brian, for his part was motioning to one of the younger bus boys to call him later. As they sat at a table in the bar, Brian ordered a martini and took off his gloves and placed them in his lap. Brian lifted a leg and blew out a loud fart as the hostess walked away.
"You know Brian, no guy is gonna be attracted to all that flatulence," Sarah told him.
Brian turned from waving at a waiter and took his sunglasses off before addressing Sarah, "Sarah sweetheart, in my fantasies these men love to sniff my big ass as I blow out some of the nastiest farts imaginable. Why would that be the only part of my fantasy to not come true?" Brian leaned back in his seat and winked at the dumbstruck Sarah. "Here comes the waiter. Watch."
The waiter came and introduced himself as Antonio. Sarah ordered a garden salad and a gin and tonic. Antonio then turned towards Brian to take the large woman's order. "Well," Brian began as he ran his hand over Antonio's chest to his name tag to get a look at the name he already knew, "Antonio. I would like to start with a martini, and follow that with another one!" Brian laughed as he touched Antonio's arm. Antonio couldn't help but feel a little attracted to this chubby older woman. There was just something about her. That's when Brian released a low rumbling fart from between his legs.
FFFRRRRRTTTTTHHHHHH!
Sarah noticed Brian bite his lower lip in sexual pleasure. She then looked at Antonio, and instead of finding a look of disgust on his face, she found the opposite. Antonio had his eyes closed and was inhaling the scent of Brian's Badonkadonk deeply. A smile creeped across his lips. "I think I will have a steak, with the mash potatoes. I mean look at this figure, do you think a diet is going to help it?" Brian asked as he made his large juggs dance for the now entranced waiter.
"No, ma am, I don't think any diet can make you more attractive or radiant than you are now," Antonio smiled at her.
"Oh, you flatterer," Brian gushed as playfully batted Antonio.
"Would you like to start with a salad?"
"Absolutely. With vinaigrette dressing."
"Very good ma am," Antonio smiled to her as he walked away.
Sarah looked to Brian with her mouth open wide.
"OMG! He's like half your age and he actually loved the smell of your fart!"
"What can I say?" Brian asked blowing on his nails and rubbing them on his giant chest nonchalantly. "Men love an older woman."
"But the fart!?"
"Oh that," Brian stated casually, "they're filled with pheromones that the opposite sex finds irresistible." Brian couldn't help but let a smirk cross his face.
"Part of your fantasy, I assume," Sarah asked with a smile on her face.
"Part of my fantasy." Brian said pointing at Sarah.
Brian and Sarah ate and made small talk for the rest of lunch. Sarah was very curious about what else had changed for Brian, and he tried to explain everything he knew, but admitted that there would probably be more that he wasn't aware of yet. Brian issued forth three farts through out lunch, making the men around him more and more turned on, and by the final one the man sitting behind him had turned around and begun sniffing his bouffant. Brian gave him a peck on the lips, making him almost orgasm in his pants. His girlfriend was not amused.
"You should move in with me," Brian told Sarah as he waved away a Silent But Deadly fart.
"What? Are you ...Oh GOD! It's in my mouth! The smell is in my mouth!" Sarah yelled before taking a sip of her gin and tonic.
"Move in with me, and it wasn't that bad you drama queen."
"I guess I could, but why do you want me there now?"
"To help me with the transition into womanhood, of course."
"Sure why not," Sarah grinned to a happy Brian.
Just then Antonio came to the table and placed what Sarah thought was the check on the table. Brian picked it up and looked at it. He then took out more than enough money from his clutch and placed it on the table. He pulled his gloves on and stood up. "Excuse me for a moment, Sarah. I will be right back. I need to get something from the car." Before Sarah could say anything Brian put on his sunglasses and quickly marched outside, swaying his flatulent ass and teasing every younger man who saw it.
Sarah shrugged alright and began to finish her meal. She finished and sat there as the plates were cleared. She waited patiently for Brian to come back, but after a half hour decided to go and find him. Sarah checked the bathroom and when Brian wasn't there, she eventually wandered outside to check there.
Sarah found Brian in the parking lot alright. She found him in a secluded corner with Antonio, their waiter. She found him with his dress hiked up and Antonio plowing him from behind. She watched as Brian leaned his head back and began to moan. As Antonio increased his rhythm Brian began to moan louder, but there was something else. Sarah couldn't quite place it as she watched her friend; who had changed from a twenty something male teacher into a middle-aged chubby woman with a pregnant looking belly and uncontrollable flatulence that was irresistible to men; get railed from behind. Then it dawned on her. Brian was ripping one during sex. Sarah began to laugh at how this flatulent cougar was farting while having sex with a man half his new age.
"Faster! Faster! Faster!" Brian yelled, and Antonio complied. "OH! MY! GOD!" Brian screamed out in orgasm as his fart roared louder in response.
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