Dani sat on the toilet her stomach in fit of pain due to the expansion of gas in her tummy. She didn’t have to poop like she initially thought, but she couldn’t help but let out rumbling fart after rumbling fart. She was sweating up a storm as her stomach continued to punish her. She wiped her brow with one hand, and sprayed a can of air freshener with the other.
BBBRRRUUUUMMMMMMPPPPFFFFF!
“Whew!” Dani recoiled in horror as the smell hit her. She spread her legs and sprayed the freshener directly into the toilet between them. “This is awful!” Dani continued to make herself sick with quite a few more farts over the next half hour or so, and when she finally exited the bathroom, on wobbly legs, she knew she needed something to help settle her stomach, and that meant going to the bodega on the corner. “Dear God,” she sad in horror. “Me, a hundred feet of road, a ton of people, and a stomach full of noxious gas.” Dani wasn’t sure what to do when her butt spit out another fart making her mind up for her. “Off to the store.”
Dani threw on a nice cashmere jacket, one she appreciated because it didn’t hide her ass, so much as highlight it, and grabbed her keys. She lived on the second floor of an apartment building, and always took the stairs to help keep her weight down. An admirable idea, but now that she was physically heavier and older, she got winded a little easier then before. And with her current condition her body let the world know how much winded with an audible expression of it.
She stepped out her door and saw the flashing light of the bodega not too far away, but the sidewalk riddled with people. “This is going to be an adventure," she frowned. She started walking, her large rotund bottom bobbing up and down, as she rolled one meaty thigh around the other. She was only a few feet from her steps when she practically doubled over in pain. The cramps had returned, and she knew that meant her gas was getting ready to redouble its efforts to escape. “Uh-oh.”
She clenched her ass cheeks and scurried as fast as she could, for any anti-gas medication she could find. She was about half way there, dreams of gobbling down fart reducing pills dancing through her head, when she couldn’t hold it anymore and a foul wind ripped from her ass to ruin the night of everyone around her. “Oops?” Dani tried to play it off, but no one was buying it.
She continued her journey, with nasty comments about her to her back, hoping for no further incidents. She let a smile cross her lips as she arrived and opened the door. She took a deep breath, and let out another fart accidentally, before entering.
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