As David opened the door, Devin walked right in. "Dude! Where have you been for the past week?" Devin asked. "You should've come out last night, my workouts have been paying off. Hit it off with three chicks, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I even got a few BJs!"
Listening to Devin, David wasn't surprised. Devin's kind of hot, his thoughts wandered, looking Devin up and down, with his brown hair flipped up, stubbled face, clothed in a tight t-shirt that showed off his muscled body. How haven't I noticed it before? He could be a model... grrrr!
Devin stopped talking after he walked to the middle of the living room, seeing all the empty fast food bags and junk food containers. "Dude, what have you..." he started to say, eyes widened, as he turned around back to David at the door, clad only in his gym shorts. "Dude! You got fat!"
"Look at yourself!" Devin dragged David to the mirror in the bathroom. For the first time, David noticed how much weight he put on. No way his body fat percentage was still in the single digits. He started rubbing his newly bulging belly, like an out-of-body experience... but David didn't really mind. He actually thought he looked kind of sexy.
"Dude! What are you doing?" Devin yelled. "Look at this!" Devin poked and grabbed David's gut. "You've got a beer belly! Did you leave anything left for the kegger at the frat this weekend??"
All the poking and prodding had to gone to David's gut again: *BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!* He unleashed his deepest, longest belch right there in the bathroom, right in Devin's face.
"Aww, come on, man!!" Devin yelled, breathing in the smell of David's massive belch. He got dizzy, and grabbed onto the counter. When he steadied himself, he looked at David, this time eyeing him up and down much as David did to him when he came in.
"Hey dude," Devin began....