Chapter #4To Sugarcube Corner by: Unknown "If I'm this gassy, I might as well share it with somepony who loves farting as much as me!" Rainbow Dash thought as she flew to Sugarcube Corner. When she walked inside the bakery, Pinkie Pie was just starting her break.
"Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie Pie cheerfully called when she noticed her friend, "What brings you to Sugarcube Corner today?"
"You, actually." Rainbow Dash answered. "I figured since you're usually on break around this time you might wanna hang out outside." Rainbow Dash suggested. Her stomach loudly gurgled. Pinkie Pie smiled at her, which wasn't unusual considering how Pinkie Pie smiled more often than not. However, this smile had a certain slyness to it that seemed to suggest she heard the gas building up in her friend's belly. Rainbow Dash was tempted to just let it all out right then and there, but the last time she did, the Cakes threatened to ban her from the store for grossing out so many customers, especially after she encouraged Pinkie to join in, who promptly started farting in random ponies' faces.
"Ooh, outside! I love outside! Let's go outside!" Pinkie Pie yammered on in her signature style. "Hey Mr. and Mrs. Cake! I'm going outside!" Pinkie Pie called. She continued ranting, using the word "outside" more times than Rainbow Dash could bother counting before the two made it out the front door.
As usual, the streets of Ponyville were rather empty around this time. Most ponies were either at school or work. The two didn't bother walking that far away from Sugarcube Corner before Rainbow Dash's belly started roaring yet again. "Sounds like you've got a good one brewing in there, Dashie!" Pinkie Pie merrily remarked as she followed closely behind Rainbow Dash. Before Rainbow Dash knew it, she felt something brush up against her butt. Rainbow glanced behind her and saw Pinkie Pie's face with an eager expression on it.
"Enjoying yourself back there?" Rainbow teased.
"I will once you give me something to enjoy, silly!" Pinkie retorted. Ever since their first farting contest, Rainbow Dash noticed Pinkie Pie seems to oddly enjoy receiving farts in her face, sometimes even deliberately getting in positions in which she's staring down Rainbow's business end. Rainbow Dash didn't mind this habit, as she thought it was kind of funny, but she couldn't comprehend why someone would want to smell her farts like that. She just shrugged it off, though. Trying to figure out Pinkie Pie is a lost cause.
"If you want this Sonic Rainboom in your face, be my guest," Rainbow Dash joked, "but don't say I didn't warn you!"
Within seconds, an explosion came from Rainbow Dash's behind. Her fart was so loud that it blew Pinkie Pie's hair back, making it even frizzier than it normally is. It was also incredibly long. Rainbow Dash regretted not timing it. She was sure this one was the longest one she'd ever heard. There were several instances throughout the fart when the gas coming out seemed to slow down and begin sputtering, only to pick up again and start coming back full force, even louder than before!
Naturally, Pinkie Pie laughed uncontrollably throughout the entire fart's duration and for several seconds after it. Rainbow Dash let out a huge sigh of relief. The fart took so much out of her she had to sigh again before she joined Pinkie in their fit of giggles.
"Rainbow Dash, did I ever tell you you're the funniest pony I know?" Pinkie Pie giggled.
"Only every time I do that," Rainbow Dash answered.
"Oh yeah," Pinkie Pie mused, seeming to have forgotten these numerous occasions. "Anyway, I guess that makes it my turn! Mine won't be as good as that, but..." Pinkie turned around. Unlike Pinkie, Rainbow Dash backed away from her friend's butt. She found the sound quite amusing but was never comfortable enough with the smell to have one right in her face like that. Pinkie's fart wasn't anywhere near as loud or as long as Rainbow Dash's, but it was still significantly noisier and lengthier than most farts Rainbow Dash had heard, including some of her own. The two burst into a fit of laughter and took turns farting before they inevitably ran out of gas. The two began walking back toward Sugarcube Corner as Pinkie was getting ready to get back to work.
"Gosh, wouldn't it be great if we never ran out of gas?" Pinkie mused as they walked together. "Of course, I guess that'd be like magic or something"
"Pinkie Pie, you're a genius!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed.
"Why does everyone say that?" Pinkie asked, sounding vexed.
"Why didn't I think of it before? I bet there's some spellbook somewhere that has a spell for that sort of thing. We could get Twilight to cast it on us!"
"And then maybe she can cast it on herself, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy and we can have a six way farting contest going!"
"Exactly!" Rainbow Dash smiled.
"Only one problem... how in Equestria could we convince Twilight to cast something like that?"
"Give me some time to think," Rainbow Dash answered, "I'll think of something by the time you get off work."
"Okey dokey lokey," Pinkie Pie replied in a singsong tone as she nonchalantly hopped back into Sugarcube Corner.
Rainbow Dash flew back to the cloud she normally naps on. She thought for a while.   indicates the next chapter needs to be written. |
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