"Help! Please someone open the door!"
"Huh? Is that Tsukino?" asked Azuma, as he, Kyosuke Kawachi, and Shigeru Kanmuri had been talking about new ideas for breads.
"Yes! Its me! Now please open it!"
"Ok...but why? Its unlocked so you..." began Kawachi, walking over and opening it. What he saw next made his eyes widen and a very familar phrase come out of his mouth.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!!!"
"?!!!" went Azuma and Kanmuri, as Kawachi was bounced back and a huge figure squeezed through the door and waddled into the room. It was like a giant sphere with hands and feet, and light green colored skin. It had a puffy, yet familar face, with two bows in its hair.
"TSUKINO?!!!"
"Help me..." whimpered Tsukino, looking like a gigantic human melon. She jiggled slightly and when she moved even a bit, there was a rumbling like she was full of some kind of juice. The added mass had not only made her incredibly wide, maybe around 4 or 5 feet, but she was now taller. She probably even beat the giantic Manager in height by at least a foot.
"You look like a giant melon!!!" shouted a stunned Azuma.
"Uh yeah...the writer just said that..." sweatdropped Kawachi.
"What happened to you?" asked Kanmuri.
"Mizuno...she did this to me!"
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(Earlier)
"Mmm...this is good!" smiled Tsukino, as she and her little (half) sister, Mizuno, sat under a tree outside the Pantasia baker's main office. She was eating a new melon bread that her sister was experimenting with. She wanted to see if this could become a good product. "The melon paste you put in is definitely delicious!"
"I'm glad you like it...and there's a special surprise..." smiled Mizuno.
"Really? What is it?" asked Tsukino, before Mizuno reached into her bag. "A mirror? I don't get it..." blinked Tsukino, looking. Her eyes widened when she saw that the end of her nose had turned light green. "What the? My nose..." she began, stunned, before realizing the green color was spreading. Tsukino watched in horror as her entire nose turned green, then her face, followed by her neck, chest, stomach, arms, legs; eventually her entire body had turned green. "Mizuno! What did you do?!!!"
"Ha, ha, ha! Like it?! It's my new Udon Melon Bread!" laughed Mizuno, rolling around in laughter.
"Udon? But how...wait..." began Tsukino, "Udon...sounds like...Uxon....Uxonka...OH NO!!!!" screamed Tsukino, realizing what Mizuno had done. She knew what was happening as she felt her body getting heavier. It didn't feel like like she was getting fatter and larger...more like she was filling up with...
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"Juice!" grinned Azuma, as he had wiped a little droplet off Tsukino's finger and licked it.
"Azuma!" went Tsukino, turning a bit of red. "That's my sweat!"
"Yeah, but it tastes like melon juice," smiled Azuma.
"Hey, yeah it does," said Kanmuri, doing the same. "You've turned into a giant melon girl...maybe all your bodily fluids have become melon juice..."
"Stop drinking from me!!!" shouted Tsukino.
"Now you know how I felt when they were eating me when I was a monaka..." thought Kawachi with a sweatdrop. He then spoke, "So...why did Tsukino turn into a giant melon girl?"
"That's simple, Kappa Boy!"
"?!!!" went Kawachi, turning his head to see the muscular afro-clad manager walking in. He had a man tied up and gagged over his shoulder. "You know? And...who is that...?"
"This? Don't mind him. He's just someone I need to convince of why he should accept a deal with my boys," said the Manager. (He was currently the head of a Yakuza gang...long story. Read the manga or watch the anime). "Anyway...it may not be what a traditional Japanese person knows. Let me ask you this...did Mizuno by any chance use high wheat flour in her melon bread?"
"Yeah! That's what I figured too!" shouted Tsukino, jiggling a bit as she looked down at the Manager (a first in her life).
"OH!!! So that's it! Wow...that's a bit of a stretch...but that works out when you think about it!" shouted Kanmuri.
"I still don't get it..." said Kawachi.
"Kawachi...she called it Udon Melon Bread. And udon is made from high wheat flour..." sighed Kanmuri, "Udon sounds like uxon...uxon is part of the name Uxonka,"
"Uxonka...wait...that's a candy company..." commented Azuma.
"Uxonka is the Japanese name of the Wonka candy company...a company that was opened conciding with a famous movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," added the Manager.
"Huh...I didn't see it. Its a foreign film and my family didn't see it...but I think I heard about a moment a girl who turned into...huh?"
"Yup...a blueberry..." said Kanmuri, "Filled with juice and turned a different color..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!!!!"
"Wait...melons aren't berries...so how did Tsukino have this reaction?" asked a confused Azuma.
"Well, the fetish for berry girls started with girls turning into giant blueberries like Violet Buregard did in the movie. But eventually the term became general for any character who turns into a giant ball-shaped fruit filled with its juice..." explained Kanmuri.
"Kanmuri...how do you know that?" sweatdropped Tsukino, the drop landing on her tongue. "Hey...that is good..."
Kanmuri turned red as a beet and went, "That's not important now! What matter is we have to fix this!"
"In the movie, they fixed Violet by juicing her...I don't think that may be a good idea to do a real person..." said the Manager.
"Yeah...but we turn into stuff all the time from food...do physics even apply now...?" sweatdropped Kawachi, before the group went to discuss ideas.
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