PPPPPPTTTTTSSSSHHHHHH
"Ahhhhhh, that felt so good, and I bet you just love the smell don't you."
It smelled absolutely terrible. You feel your dad's cheeks clench as he stands up and puts on his sweatpants. He walks down to the kitchen and he begins to eat the black bean soup he made yesterday.
BBBBUUURRRPPP
"Man boy can you believe I at that whole pot of soup and the 60 deviled eggs I made this morning."
Your stomach drops
"Looks like you will have a lot to smell this coming weekend. Well I'm going to go for my run, don't go anywhere. ... oh wait you can't. " Your father begins his run and he begins to sweat. The sweat drips down into your face and you end up swallowing it. He then begins to fart
PPPPPPTTTTTSSSSHHHHHH
PPTTTHHH
PPPPSSSPPPOOOOSSSSHHHHH
The farts mixed with the heat cause you to fell light headed but you unfortunately stay conscience throughout the entire run. When you arrive back home your father sits and watches TV for another hour. Then the doorbell rings. ..
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