Not the most straight-forward option, but you figure you'll appreciate the wiggle room that being an equal gives you. Besides, it's not as if you can't change your feeding style as things (like Phil's waistline) move forward...
You play it cool and decide to reply with a simple "S'up man?"
You cringe a little internally at your 'Bro-mode" greeting, but before you can send off anything else, Phil responds back, equally as causally:
NewlyGrowingOfficePig: Besides the numbers on the scale, not too much lol
NewlyGrowingOfficePig: Sorry if I came off too eager before- I'm still pretty new to this scene
Well, it looks like the casual approach worked after all!
You chat a little more, and even though you end up having to Google half of Phil's references, you realize there's a lot more to the guy than you previously gave him credit for. In addition to finding out more about him, you also leave Phil with some resources- some ways to bloat, gainer tips and recipes, along with a few other links that should help him along the gain train.
As the conversation feels like it's wrapping up, you get another DM from Phil:
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