*Note, moved from its original spot to add in School Drama intro*
"BOC Academy, an esteemed school that-...Oh you know what I am not going to even try" *Insert scenes of people beating the living crap out of each other with assorted weapons* "This place is an utter shithole with idiots that almost kill themselves and others. Not only is this place always a complete warzone, but the teachers are doing absolute-" The microphone of the MC was taken "Hey! What-" The person that took it was Jenkins, ranked 101, which basically a guy who is wearing all grey casual with a wooden mask on.
"Oy', you know that half the stuff you're saying is exaggerated and bullcrap, right?"
"But it's true, these people keep fighting each other to death!"
"You know that no one has actually died at this school, right? Though it's true this place is a warzone, its a maintained warzone and we are watching. Besides, it's thanksgiving, do something thanksgiving related!" Jenkins gave the MC her microphone and she got back to speaking
"Well, now that's it's thanksgiving, the students are going to do their traditional weapon exchange, which means that all of their weapons are replaced with something thanksgiving related...well this is going to be messy and its a good thing the person that cleans all this up is a master at his work..."
-Outside-
The basic description of this: People that were melee-based are either using oversized turkey legs or regular sized turkey legs and beating the living crap out of each other, people who uses explosives are using exploding turkey, those with guns are shooting...well I think they're shooting bones, and those people who use heavy-ordinance weaponry are using turkey and big slabs of ham...Yeah it's very messy, chaotic, and the mother of all food fights. Also Jenkins just joined in the fray and is currently knocking students out with half-eaten turkey legs.
"I wonder who took a bite out of my weapons..." After he said that he kicked a flying turkey that was going to hit the back of his head. When he turned around he saw the student with the artillery that shot it at him and that guy ran "Hey, get back here so I can shove this turkey down your throat!" Jenkins disappeared into a cloud of grey smoke.
-Inside-
The inside is actually normal as students are actually setting up for the thanksgiving event that occurs later in the day. Of course occasionally there is the stray turkey that goes flying through the windows and the student that manages to break through the wall, it was still a lot more peaceful than what was going on outside. The only things that happen in here that were significant are the accidents that occur, like so:
Several students were setting up decorations in the hallways when a turkey came flying through the window and hit one of them behind the head, unfortunately that person had EXTREME anger management issues.
"Damn it, those guys should learn to aim!" The other people with him tried to stop him by dog piling him, but that didn't do crap as he broke out of the dog pile, launching them all in different directions and he literally ran through the wall to beat the living crap out of the guy that launched the turkey.
"Well...Everyone is dead" One of the students said as he fell unconscious
-Cafeteria-
Well...Surprisingly out of all of the place they could've fought, no one had actually went to a death battling in the cafeteria. Everyone was either talking about the warzone that occurred earlier in the day or the decoration successes and blunders.
-Gymnasium-
...Today we are having exploding turkey dodgeball, you get hit you are out, the team that gets their entire team decimated loses, go! Just don't aim your bombs at the gym teacher unless you want to know what getting hit by a bullet train in Japan feels like.
-Chemistry-
No one dares to even cough in here unless you want the chemistry teacher to literally reduce you to the worthless pile of goo you are...also any weapon used here or anything that goes through the window is turned to either ashes or to their original parts (IE Steel swords becoming steel blocks)
-Dorms-
Again, nothing spectacular here. Just friends in their rooms being friends...And also preventing stray turkey from going through their windows. Which speaking of there is a man on the rooftop with a sniper rifle shooting whatever turkey comes near and shooting warning shots at people who are apart of the turkey wars to not get close within a certain parameter.
-Later in the day-
Everyone that were in the turkey wars are now all pooped and everyone in the school are all eating their thanksgiving dinner at either their families home or are staying here for the finale of the turkey wars. The MC got onto the mike and said
"Okay everybody! This day has been hectic, but all good things come to an end. Now let's continue on with the Turkey War awards, shall we?" (Yes you can get awards from the Turkey Wars. Which is not a reason to join the Turkey War for the pure reason that you will forget about it with all the flying food and bones and all of that. And yes there is people keeping track of the chaos and students) Also, we're skipping the awards ceremony and going ahead on the highlights that occurred. Remember that student who tried to hit Jerry Jenkins with flying turkey and that other student that got hit? Well guess who got an award and got tracked down to the ceremony by the beserker.
Now let's see the finale. All the explosives experts set up firework cannons and fire specialized fireworks which not only were the explosions thanksgiving related, but it didn't smell like sulfur and gunpowder, it was more like the burning smell of turkey...
And that marks the end of the Turkey Wars. Now for the next setup that will occur on Christmas eve, oh boy this is going to be madness again...
Oh right the clean-up. There is a guy there that had created an army of robots that were made specifically to clean-up and repair things at a effective rate. Just, whatever you do, don't try to fight the robots. Although they make good practice dummies they will wreck you in how large their numbers are.
-End-
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