Eyes fluttering open, Naruto groaned as he came to. The disorientation he felt was unlike any he had felt before, as everything seemed off to him. The first thing he noticed was the warm, soft surface he was atop.
"Okay. Rock, paper scissors on three," a booming voice said from above, allowing for the ninja to fully grasp his predicament. In the sky above him two gigantic hands came speeding down, both stopped midair in closed fists. Following the appendage down a giant forearm, up to a colossal shoulder, until he saw the faces of two women, hundreds of times his size. One of them wore a pink sweat suit, and had black hair which was cut short and parted down the middle. The other, to his surprise, had one giant eye in the middle of her face, as well as long purple hair, which was pulled back into a ponytail, and a white tank top which showed off the largest cleavage Naruto had ever seen.
"Again!" the loud voice said once more, echoing in Naruto's relatively small ears. By now, the blond had realized that what he thought was a bed of some kind, was actually the palm of the massive cyclops woman.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??!!!" the ninja screamed in panic, catching the attention of the two giantesses.
"Oh, look who's awake," said the purple-haired cyclops, leaning in close to get a good look at the tiny man in the palm of her hand.
"Really? Let me see," the one with the bobbed hair said eagerly.
"Who are you people?! Where the hell am I?!!!" Naruto demanded, barely keeping control of himself.
"I guess we do sort of owe you an introduction," said the giant cyclops, "Well, my name is Turanga Leela, but you can call me Leela"
"And I'm Amy Wong" the sweatsuit wearing cutie said sweetly.
"As to where, you are in the Planet Express building on Earth"
Naruto blinked in confusion. Why did the think it was necessary to tell him that he was still on Earth? Where else could he be, the moon?
"Okay, never heard of Planet Express before. Nevermind. WHY AM I SO DAMN SMALL?!"
"I don't know, you just came out of the portal like that," the one now identified as Leela stated.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?! I WANT SOME ANSWERS! NOW START TALKING, DAMMIT!!"
Leela's eye narrowed angrily, as she began to lose patience with this little punk. How dare he treat her like that, when his life was quite literally in the palm of her hand. Unconsciously, her hand became a fist, holding their tiny visitor tight.
"Listen you little brat! I was going to explain everything I knew about how you got here, but not if you use that attitude with me!"
"Spleesh Leela, go easy on the little guy. He just got here, and it won't be any fun if you squash him before we get to know him. Why don't we play an ice breaker game, or something."
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