You went up to the theatre and gazed at the large movie poster 'The Amazing Colossal Woman'. You were perplexed, you never heard of such a movie coming out before, despite your interest in such subject matter. The actress on the movie poster however looked at familiar, it looked almost like your ex, Sarah. Well that was weird but probably just coincidence. Anyway you purchased a movie ticket and some popcorn and drinks and made your way into the theatre to watch.
You then made your way to the seat and started watching. You watched through all the stuff at the beginning about switching off cell phones and not pirating their film and then you encountered the movie trailer. You saw this trailer dozens of times already it was advertising The Fast and the Furious what was it again, number ten? You already forgot since it was no so unimaginably boring, but just then it seemed to deviate from what you normally saw. You could now see that your ex-girlfriend Sarah was in the movie. She smiled like a glamorous model and donned her sunglasses.
Then the movie switched to a scene of a high powered sports car driving along the road until it was suddenly picked up by a - Giant Hand? It then cut to a short of Sarah smiling and lifting the matchbox sized car to her lovely face while licking her lips. Then the scene changed to an interior shot of people inside a bus screaming as they witnessed a giant mouth open wide. You held the seat tightly as this weird trailer continued.
Soon it cut to some scenes of Sarah standing over a city, then a behind shot of her topless in front of a skyscraper. Then the movie trailer ended "The Fast and the Furious, Goddess Sarah Edition". You could only stare in open mouthed shock, what the hell kind of parody is this? Did Sarah tell the rest of the world your fetish and make a prank film? Are you on Candid Camera or something? You could only stare in horror, but noticed that no-one else in the theatre seemed to notice the incredible weirdness in front of them.
The rest of the movie advertisements seemed to proceed normally and then mercifully the movie started. You now started to sit back and relax, only to notice something else
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