Jake got ready to fight, but nothing could prepare him for what MegaButt was preparing for him. Before he could think to move, she rocked towards him on the power of one of her farts, grabbing him and slamming him through the wall of the bank, out into an ally way. Jake felt several bones break from the impact. He couldn't protect himself when MegaButt started crushing him with her fists, delivering several rights and lefts, leaving Jake's face a bloddy mess. MegaButt smirked at how easily she subdued the hero, and got up, turning around to deliver a finish to the beatdown. She slammed her butt down on Jake's face, crushing him, breaking his nose and knocking out one or two of his teeth. Jake had been knocked out cold. As an exclamation point on the beating, she fired off a fart to Jake's face, one that would linger when he woke up.
"Bring this one to the van." She ordered on of her men. "I'm not finished with him. He will be punished for his acts of defiance."
MegaButt's men loaded Jake into their van and drove off, bringing Jake back to MegaButt's lair, where the Vorrior was waiting, ready to prepare Jake for her Goddess MegaButt. She chained him up in MegaButt's throne room, and awaited her Goddess. Finally, MegaButt returned.
"Catgirl is following me." She stated proudly. "My plan couldn't be any more perfect."
The Vorrior jumped for joy, just the thought of victory made her ecstatic.
"Goddess, may I ask one request?"
MegaButt looked at her follower. "Speak, my most devoted."
"Well, if we get to absorb them... May I please absorb Catgirl?"
MegaButt shook her head. "No. I require both of their power... But, you may absorb their masks after we remove them. The Vorrior nodded slightly disappointed, but once again because excited after getting permission to eat their masks. MegaButt pulled April down to her knees and rubbed her large rump on the Vorrior's face. The Vorrior happily sniffed and kissed her Goddess's butt, pleased with the "gift" her goddess had given her. "Now..." MegaButt started, letting up the Vorrior. "Go get in position. Catgirl will be here any second." The Vorrior nodded and ran off.
Beth kicked the door in minutes later, to find MegaButt standing with her back to her, in front of a kneeling, bound, comatose Jake. She went to sneak up on MegaButt, only to be blasted with a deadly fart, knocking Beth back against the wall. The Vorrior quickly leaped down and sat on the face of Catgirl, firing off a fart to stun and weaken her. The Vorrior then dragged Beth over to MegaButt, and proceeded to bind her, forcing her into the same kneeling position as Jake. MegaButt smirked as they both came to.
"Cat Girl and Bird Boy. The two infidels who continue to try and foil my plans, despite how often they fail. Time to take off the masks, losers. Lets find out who you really are."
MegaButt removed the masks of Jake and Beth. She laughed at their identities, handing the masks to The Vorrior, who put them in her tights, sucking the masks up her butt like noodles.
"Jake and Beth. The rich kid... And the nobody. Jake, I've heard about your family, and I've heard about your fortune. Richest family in Metropolis. It's a shame their son turned out to be such a waste of skin. And Beth... The only reason I know who you are is because it's known you're his best friend. Now it all makes sense. And it even makes sense why you two try to stop me. You're lost. You're confused... Don't worry, my devoted followers, you aren't lost in the eyes of the Goddess MegaButt. Your Goddess still loves you... And now, she offers you two... Salvation."
Jake and Beth continued to struggle. They had heard this speech before. There used to me a few more heroes other than Jake and Beth, and this speech often meant endgame for anyone who MegaButt delivered it too.
"Salvation... Through Baptism."
Jake and Beth both felt lumps in their throats, as their impending doom was now clear. "Baptism" meant getting shoved face first into the cheeks of MegaButt, and breathing in her most powerful farts until you snapped. You became one of her most devoted followers. It didn't matter how strong someone's will was... The Mega Butt was stronger.
"Of course, if you choose not to accept the baptism.."
Jake and Beth both gulped, knowing option two.
"I'll have to absorb you both into my butt, harvesting you both for power. I turn you both into butt food." MegaButt said with a laugh.
Jake and Beth fought back tears as MegaButt turned around and presented her backside to Jake and Beth.
"Well?! Which is it?! Baptism, or death?!"