You recognize the pick. you lost a stupid bet with one of the guys in your fantasy football league, so you had to wear a diaper for an entire game day. One of those assholes must have leaked your girlfriend Alexis a picture. Damn, she is hot as fuck, but she's sadistic.
"So, you can do what I say, otherwise everyone on Facebook will see you wearing nothing but a DIAPER. And that includes every woman you've ever dated."
"Fine, what do you want me to do?"
"Well you look so adorable in a diaper, lets play a little game of house. I'll be the mommy-," Alexis open the door to your man cave, revealing the entire room has been renovated into a giant adult sized nursery!?! "And you be the baby."
"What!-" Alexis shoves an over sized pacifier into your mouth.
"Nuh-uh-uh, baby. Do what mommy says or your embarrassing picture will be seen by everybody." She pushes you, and you fall backwards onto a large changing table, you legs flailing in the air. She grabs your ankles, and starts dousing your ass in talcum powder. You feel so emasculated. After what feels like an eternity, she tapes you into a giant disposible diaper. Then she pulls out a bag that says Party City and pulls out a package that says Men'sAdlut Baby Costume. She takes a big blue bonnet out and ties it around your head, then ties a bib around your neck that says 'Poopy Pants.'
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