It was another hot, muggy, dreary night in Gotham City as its hero Batman was going from rooftop to rooftop looking for a crime to be stopped. Midway through a swing to another building Batman got a call from his butler Alfred. "What is it Alfred?" asked Batman. "It's Harley Quinn's thugs, they're raiding a museum full of priceless paintings" he explained "You have to hurry master Bruce!". With that Batman made his way to the museum as fast as he could. Each time he landed on a new building he would wipe the sweat off his face being such a hot night out. Finally he saw smoke coming from a nearby building it was the museum with a bunch of cars in front with all their lights on. As he took his perch on a stone gargoyle he took out his binoculars to scope out the area. What Alfred had said was right, it was Harley Quinn's thugs. They were all at least 250 to 300 pounds wearing skin tight latex costumes and white clown make-up like Harley herself. Though they were all different colors yellow and black, pink and black, blue and black, and some wearing hats some not. Much like Harley Quinn's setup (those who can't imagine what they look like here is a picture of what they basically look like in size and costume just different colors. http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/0...) He was all of them grabbing paintings and putting them into the car. "Hmmm that's weird I see only nineteen thugs why such an uneven number" Batman thought to himself but before he could ponder it much longer he heard a loud voice behind him say "Hey! Bat loser behind you!" before he could react he got a face full of green and black latex belly that slammed him so hard he fell off the building. "Girls the bat fink is here get ready!" she yelled as all the other thugs looked up and saw the falling Batman, they began to run to where he would fall. Batman tried to think fast and reached for his grappling hook. He was feet from the ground before he shot it up. "Not so fast bat fink!" one of the thugs laughed as one of the thugs jumped on Batman. The additional heavy weight made it slower for it to retract. She then yelled "Hurry up girls before he gets away!" right then one after another more and more Harley's thugs jumped on Batman. At least five thugs were on Batman his vision being almost completely filled with fat latex except only being able to see the top of where the grapple hook had landed and seeing something that made him cringe. The rope was slowly snapping. "Where you gonna go now bat fail?" one laughed in his ear. Her breath was horrid he couldn't ever imagine such a stench. "Does she gargle garlic?" is all Batman could think of at the moment. Just then the rope had finally given in and snapped. *THUD* Batman went down and went down hard with the five other thugs still on top of him. Everything was going dark (not like it was already completely dark with all that fat on him) the pressure was too much. He couldn't move all he could do is lye there on the ground with five overweight female thugs on top of him and overhearing laughter "So that's all you need to do to beat the Batman?!" "Why haven't we thought of this years ago?" one of them joked with the others. "Hey bat loser! If you can hear me under there don't think were done with you just yet!" one yelled. Right then they slowly started getting off Batman. He slowly rose to his feet and was shocked to find his utility belt missing. "Looking for this?!" said the Harley thug in yellow and black sticking out her tongue. Batman dashed to her fist clenched throwing a fist to her gut only for it to just stick there. "What was that suppose to do?" teased the thug as she cocked back her fist and punched the hero in the face sending him into another thug who grabbed his head and let out a disgusting belch to his face. He stepped back holding his face when another thug came from behind and grabbed both of arms "Okay girls hes all yours!" she yelled as one dashed and slammed her stinky armpit in his face "Ooooooh how does that smell batsy?" she said enjoying herself. One after another each Harley thug rubbed there disgusting armpit in his face. In a distance sirens were heard. "Uh-oh here comes the fuzz to ruin our good time" said the yellow and black thug lifting up her huge belly to get the utility belt to fit on her. Then she looked over and saw an abandoned factory. She screeched in excitement "Maybe our fun doesn't have to end so soon" "Girls!" she yelled. "Grab him and follow me!" with that two thugs grabbed Batman and followed the rest into the abandoned factory. As the sirens finally faded. The yellow and black latex Harley thug had a question for he fellow thugs. "Now what kind of fun do want to have with this bat loser?"
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