Then it occurred to Harley that her Puddin' might be upset that he had to save her once again so she decided to handle this matter on her own. She got to work cutting the vines holding her up and stalled the cops for now. "Okay officers, ya got me. Please be gentle. I don't think my teeny tiny body is a match for your big, mighty bodies." She said in the meakest voice she could muster.
"Damn right! I bet you'd snap like a twig under my ass." The one called Sarah said. "Maybe we should find out~"
"Go easy on the kid. She probably got roped into one of those Stick gangs or something." The other cop mentioned. "Besides, the chief told you we can't do that no more."
"Ah come on Lena, we haven't had a perp to bust in weeks! Just let me have a little fun."
Right as she said that, Harley finished slicing through the vines and dropped down. She grabbed the cut vine and used it to swing over like Tarzan and kick Sarah in the face. The cop staggered back as Harley released her grip and went after the other cop. The clown used her face as a dismount and backflipped onto the ground. While Sarah recovered from the kick, Harley sweeped her leg and sent the blob falling face first.
Just then, Lena pulled out her tazer and charged at the second banana. She thrust her arm out but Harley sidestepped her and landed a couple punches on her. Due to her bulking physique, the flab absorbed much of the force. Lena was pissed now as Sarah struggled to push herself back up. Harley backflipped onto the top of the car and hopped onto the other side, forcing Lena to chase after her. Seeing as her partner wasn't getting up anytime soon, Harley started cartwheeling just out of reach and let the cop chase after her until she tired herself out.
It only took a minute to reduce Lena to a sweating, panting mess. Making it all the more easier for Harley to sock her in the face and have her fall on her ass right on top of Sarah with an OOF! Her tazer clattered on the ground and Harley picked it up. As the two cops groaned, Harley stood over them grinning like a madwoman. "Night night, ladies."
She then zapped the two at full power, knocking the cops out. She then turned off the tazer and blew some smoke off it as if it were a gun. She pocketed it for now and reveled in her victory, doing a little dance for no one in particular. But then she remembered that she still had no clue what was going on and that these two were out of commission, she couldn't ask them squat. "Doh! Good one Harleen. Now what am I supposed to do?"
It was then she realized that the cop car was still unlocked and the keys still in the ignition. "Maybe this wasn't a total loss after all..." As the cogs in her head started spinning, she stripped the officers of their clothes and valuables, leaving them in their bra and panties. As tempted as she was to leave them, even she wasn't so cruel as to leave these unconscious girls alone in this part of town. Besides, she still needed answers.
So she slowly lugged the two into the back of the car, grunting as she looped her arms under theirs and put them in the back. Seeing their ample endowments did make her feel a little self-conscious though but she told herself that at least she still had her figure. Once Sarah and Lena were stuffed in the back, Harley got into the driver's seat and noticed an open box of donuts. Feeling a but peckish, she helped herself to one and revved up the car. She drove off into the city, turning on the police radio to hear if there was any word about the Joker.
As she entered the livelier sections of town, she noticed that everyone had put on some pounds. There wasn't a single person that was under 400 pounds and every single face was chowimg dowm on something. Everything seemed focused on obesity and getting bigger. Another thing she noticed was the abundance of plant life and greenery. The urban jungle looked like an actual jungle, with vines and flowers covering every building. Harley had a feeling this was Ivy's doing but there was still a lot of gaps to fill. Speaking of gaps, when she reached into the donut box she got nothing but air. Apparently she had eaten the entire box clean. Resulting in a tiny but noticeable belly bump covered in crumbs.
Harley needed answers right away before she wound up like everyone else. She had to do something other than drive around town.
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