As you try to zip out of Sapphire's backpack you see your daughter walking into a classroom, however, you didn't know where she was going. You saw that both Ruby and Topaz were walking by her sides and Emerald. When Sapphire arrives in the classroom, you see that she hangs her backpack on a rack as do all the other students. You let out a grunt and take a look around. From the looks of it, besides Sapphire and her friends, there were 12 students in the classroom.
You decide to take a quick look at the students before descending. In the first row there were three students, first was one you recognized, Donna Gin. Donna was the daughter of your customer, Lee the succubus. Lee had light gray skin and blue hair like her mother except she was much skinnier than Lee, had smaller horns and a flat chest. She even worn glasses with swirl designs on them. You'd never tell it to Lee, but Donna was so homely that you couldn't believe she was a succubus.
Next to Lee was a cobalt skinned European dragon boy who looked like one of the jocks. He had a scar on his face and was staring at Topaz who waved at him. You're guessing that was Topaz's boyfriend. A Chinese dragon dating a European dragon. That's not something you see everyday. Also in the third row was a scarlet feathered hippogriff with the legs of a zebra wearing a pair of glasses who you also recognized. That was Grevy Keys, the science teacher's son. You don't know if he's like his mother and you sure don't want to find out.
The second row had five students, the first of which you also recognized, she was a lavender furred hue, a monster resembling a baboon with tiger limbs and a snake for a tail. That Nue was Glinda Osbourne. She was a rival student of Sapphire's that she couldn't stand. To the side of Glinda was a fat pure white glowing furred hellhound girl with five pairs of eyes running down to her skull-like snout. She was dressed like a delinquent and you make note to steer clear of that one. Next to her was a green skinned and slightly overweight looking werelizard boy who looked like a mix between a frilled lizard and an otaku and next to him was a vermillion skinned mock turtle punk girl with multiple piercings in her face. You hope to high heaven that Sapphire stood clear of her. Next to the mock turtle girl was one monster guy that you immediately glare at. He was an indigo skinned tengu who appeared to be dressed as a greaser, complete with a pompadour and jacket. He quickly put out a cigarette (which weren't allowed in school) as he smiled at Sapphire. You grit your teeth as you look at that tengu boy. He's not getting your daughter without a fight.
Then came the four students in the third row. There was an orange were crocodile girl with yellow stripes. She looked like a Goth girl and had a patch over one of her eyes for some reason. Next to the crocodile girl was an aqua skinned werecrab boy in a hood. He looked a lot like an emo. Next to him was a magenta furred drop bear girl, a monster resembling an obese carnivorous koala bear with a white main on her shoulders. She was holding hands with a crimson skinned python boy, a dragon resembling an actual python but with three eyes and six arms that doubled as legs.
As you slide down from the string on Sapphire's backpack, you look to see that the alleged classroom looks more like a a kitchen of some kind. "Oh no." You groan. To confirm your suspicions, into the room walked the teacher. Her name was Uma D. Kay, she was a giant blue skinned boomer whose fashion sense and beehive hairstyle were stuck in the 1950s. You'd even wager a guess that that was when she died. Uma was the home etc. teacher, which explained the kitchen setup. But you wished you weren't in that sumo zombie's class because Uma had a crush on you so much that she asked you if you were planning to divorce Maggie and try your hand at a new girl, right in front of Maggie. You swear that if that woman weren't already dead, she'd have a death wish.
You walk up into the classroom just as class begins. "Good morning class." Says Uma. "Good morning, Ms. Kay." Uma gives a smile that reveals a hole in her cheek, exposing her molars. "Alright class. Today, I'll be splitting you up in teams of two. You gulp. Oh no. Who was she going to team Sapphire up with. "Team one," says Uma. "Topaz River and George Knight." Topaz walked up to her European dragon boyfriend as they both breathed out heart shaped flames. "Team two, Ruby Welker and Donna Gin." Donna and Ruby walked together. "Team three, Melissa Tortellini and Gou Jojima." The mock turtle punk and the frilled were lizard otaku boy teamed up.
Uma had to take out one of her eyeballs and wipe it off before she announced the remaining teams. "Team four, Grevy Keys and Glinda Osbourne." Grevy flew up to Glinda and Glinda turned her head in disgust. Oblivious she didn't think much of Grevy. "Team five, Helene Guinness and Eugene Brown." Helene, the delinquent hellhound girl walked up to the emo were crab who just said "Whatever". "Team six, Emerald Morpheus and Joan Elton." Emerald walked up to the goth crocodile girl. "Team seven, Sydney Osgood and Monty Cleese." The drop bear girl and her python boyfriend both smiled to each other. But then you realized something and gasped. That left only Sapphire and... "Team eight, Sapphire Reaver and Keppei Suwabe."
You mentally scream as Sapphire is paired with that tengu greaser. He was obviously bad news and he seemed too happy to be paired with your daughter. You wish you could just strangle him, if you were a few hundred feet bigger. But it doesn't matter because class was in session. "Alright class, I hope you studied since last class because today, we're going to be preparing one of my favorite dishes but also one of the hardest to cook. Vegetable devil lamb, right brain." To emphasize this, Uma hands each team the left half of some kind of strange green brain that had some algae growing on it. "Remember class, this is a special preparation ingredient.
All sixteen students including your daughter and niece turn on the stoves and prepare to cook as Uma walks around the class. You know you should be escaping but as you see Sapphire with Keppei you couldn't stand the fact that your own daughter was assigned as a partner to such an obvious creep. You were going to give him a piece of your mind and walk towards your daughter's station, safety be darned.
But do you reach Sapphire...
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