Jinx carelessly drops you, and you plummet towards the ground, with a sudden scream of terror. From this height you were certain the fall would horribly kill or maim you! The ground rushed up to you at an alarming speed, but your sheer horror made the fall, which took only a second or two, seem like hours, before you hit the ground. You let out a loud howl of pain, as you smashed into the hard ground. Practically on instinct, you sprung up and spun around to face your tormentor. It was at that moment you realized something odd...
"Hey, what's with that cry?" Jinx laughed down at you. "You don't look thaaat bad."
It was true. Aside from some dust on you, you didn't even see a bruise. Your entire body ached and pain coursed through you, but you didn't seem to be injured! And even the pain was starting to fade.
"Ah, don't worry. If you want to scream so much, I'll give you something to REALLY scream about!" Jinx stated with a psychotic glee in her voice, and lifted her booted foot over your head. Your eyes bulge out of your head, and you turn to run. But a hair too slow. Jinx's boot came stomping down on top of you, crushing you down into the dirt again. This time the pain was even worse, but your attempt to scream in pain again, only awards you a mouthful of dirt. Oh geez.... why? Why, of all the champions did it have to be JINX? Why couldn't it have been someone kind like Karma, or Sona? Hell, you'd have even taken someone like Katarina at this point! Katarina might have thought it more than fun to torture you, but at least she knew how much people could take and when to stop! Jinx was completely insane, and would keep going way past your breaking point.
....Figuratively and literally.
You felt her boot come off of you and suddenly Jinx burst out laughing again. "Haha! I've heard of squashed flat, but now I've really seen it!" She howls, and reaches under you, and picks you up. Your vision is suddenly filled with a mad, violet eye as Jinx examines you closely with glee. Her eye fills your entire vision, but you can imagine the wide, toothy grin on her face. And in her eye you can see your reflection and realize you've LITERALLY been squashed flat. Your body seems to have been compressed to the thinness of paper! How you're still alive you have no idea... But then you see yourself slowly inflate, and a spark of recognition appears in the eye.
"Haha! I think I've got a new toy! Let's see how much you can take!" And then you were falling again, and struck the ground. It still hurt like hell, though now, perhaps because you had the pain of Jinx stomping on you for comparison, it didn't feel QUITE so bad. So long as she didn't stomp on you again.... Oh god. No. No, no, no....
Jinx had taken Pow-Pow off her back and was pointing it right at you. The barrel was right in your tiny face. You unpleasantly noticed you were small enough to FIT down the barrel. Best to keep your mouth shut on that, to avoid giving Jinx more ideas. Then Jinx's finger pulled the trigger, and a bullet as big as you were blasted into you at point blank range. And then another. And another. Bullets blazed into you, and you were certain you were dead, and just hadn't realized it. Your vision swam and then you blacked out from the sheer pain, certain that, as horrible as this experience was at least you wouldn't have to deal with it any longer.
....You awoke an indeterminate time later to a prodding feeling.
"Ugh.... am I in heaven?" You ask woozily. A piercing laugh above you fills your ears. "Awww, you think this is heaven? That's great!" Oh no... Jinx continues to tower over you, that giant grin on her face. "Guess what! Not even Pow-Pow made you go boom! What a bad gun, I'll have to punish him later!" She giggles manically. "I'm so glad my toy is so tough to break!" She lifts her foot up again over you, and this time you realize what was poking you. You wish it could have been her finger, but you weren't so lucky. Jinx had pulled off one of her boots, and the wriggling digits of her foot were undoubtedly what she'd been prodding you with. Your nostrils were filled with the sharpest stink you could have possibly imagined! Then again. Jinx didn't seem much for hygiene. Seriously. Why.... why of why did it have to be her!?
Jinx....