You have no real context for which direction will lead to something good, but as long as you keep heading in a single direction, you'll be out of the woods in no time! You use the rising sun to figure out which way is North, and sprint off in that direction! As you rush through the woods, you manage to slip past a huge bear, a harpy, and some kind of giant Venus flytrap! By this point, you've gone far enough to earn 10 experience points! You decide to stop for a moment and figure out what to do with your first skill point. Given that Agility is your main stat, sneaking seems like a good bet! As soon as you think that, text pops up in front of your face declaring [Acquired Sneak lvl 1].
You're about to start running again when your ears pick up the sound of...talking? Well, time to put that new skill to use! You creep over to the source of the sound, and the voices start to become more distinct.
"You shoulda surrendered at the start! I don't appreciate it when a mark gets all uppity about being robbed. Luckily, I know just what to do with you!"
"Oh, what, are you going to eat me? Fart on my like the disgusting freak you are?"
You peer through the bushes to see what all the fuss is about. There's a small camp in a clearing. A menacing looking anthro Skuntank woman is standing over a red fox lady who's been stripped naked and tied up. The Skuntank is nude too, but that's probably by choice. There's also a horse with pristine white fur and a green saddle next to the Skuntank.
"Oh, I'M not going to fart on you. My horse is!"
The fox woman looks at the equine, and her eyes widen in fear when she sees the green saddle. "Oh, oh fuck! She's a..."
"Yup! I've got me a Gasser mount! Lucky you, she's just shy of being a high enough level to kill you with farts, but you'll be sleeping a long time!" The Skuntank steps out of the way, and the horse steps up and presses its ass to the fox girl's face. The horse lets out a whinny, and before the fox girl can beg for her life, it blasts her with a toxic, sulfur reeking, mind-blowingly awful fart! The fox girl's eyes roll back and she near-instantly faints from the overwhelming stink! As the stench wafts over to you, you feel a little woozy yourself! (+40 to Knockout meter). You unthinkingly let out a cough, and...
HP: 100
Willpower: 100
Knockout Meter: 40/100
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