(Thanks to Landover for the previous chapter but let's try this alternate take.)
The remote in your hands go haywire as the TV flashes a bright light. Everything goes bright, then dark and before you knew it, you were lying on the floor as you are woken up by the sound of a pre recorded studio audience laugh track. "Eddie, Eddie wake up." You hear a familiar voice talking to you. You open your eyes and get up but you don't believe what you are seeing. You are in the kitchen of the Winslow household from Family Matters. You look towards the kitchen counter to see Harriette Winslow, the sitcom mom washing dishes. "You have to stop with these late night hangouts with Waldo if you keep crashing in the kitchen than in your bed or else your black butts gonna be grounded." You look in a mirror and still see yourself but Harriette is treating you like you're her son Eddie, so you decide to play the part.
"Oh sorry mom. Things got a little bit crazy but it won't happen again." You say to which the matriarch of the house gives you a like that says 'you're damn right' before going up the stairs. You look to see the remote is still in your hands, it put you literally in the show. You open up one of the cupboards and placed the remote in the cookie jar on the top shelf. You head into the living room and see Laura sitting down on the floor with Richie and 3J as she is helping them with some school project on the coffee table.
"Hey guys, what's everyone doing?" You ask wondering which episode you are in.
"I'm helping Richie and 3J with their homework." Laura says, she is wearing a blue knit top that shows off her curves and black jeans. Richie and 3J are wearing red and white basketball jerseys and matching basketball shorts. Everything looks normal, the front door opens as the man of the house, Carl Winslow enters, wearing his cop uniform as he just finished a shift.
"Hey everybody, I'm home." You hear the sound of the studio audience cheer as Carl hangs up his jacket on the coat rack. You then noticed a big difference with Carl as your eyes fall on the huge dick bulge in his pants. The thing is massive, no way that would fly on daytime television. You then see Richie and 3J get up to run over to Carl and hug their closest father figure. Your eyes bulge even more as you notice both pre teen boys had similarly huge bulges in their shorts. It's like you stepped into a perverted version of the show where all the guys are hung except for you. "How's everybody doing?"
"I was just helping the boys finish up their homework. It's amazing how motivated someone gets when you offer to give them a handjob." Laura says as she stood up, just like everyone else your sitcom sister had a big black cock bulge in her jeans. This is definitely not the Family Matters you remember.
"What's going on here?" You ask as the rest of the family looks at you oddly.
"Nothing, what's going on with you?" Laura asks to which you have no reply. Before you could say anything, Steve Urkel pushes his way into the scene through the front door. The door hits Carl on the back who stumbles towards you and knocks you two down as the canned studio laughter blasts in.
"Did I do that?" Urkel says his iconic catchphrase which gets a loud pop from the audience. Steve was wearing a red long sleeve collared shirt, with yellow suspenders, brown shoes and tan khaki pants. Speaking of which, looking at them you see Steve has a big man bulge that goes his right leg and reaches halfway down his thigh.
"Steve. Is it possible for you to enter a room without knocking something over?" Carl asks as the two of you get up.
"I'm sorry Carl, but I got here as quick as I could. Eddie, she's here. You have to get out as fast as you can." Urkel warns you in a overly dramatic way as he has his hands on your shirt and shaking you as if something terrible is going to happen.
"Steve, Steve. What are you talking about?" You ask as you remove Urkel's hands.
"Oh hello Lover Boy." You turn around and see Steve's cousin Myrtle Urkel standing in the doorway leading to the kitchen. Myrtle is a side character played by Jaleel White, the same actor as Steve Urkel. She is dressed in a yellow southern belle style dress which has a big puffy skirt. Her two defining character traits are that she is very southern and she has a huge crush on Eddie Winslow, who you currently are and the realization causes your blood to freeze in fear. "Give momma some sugar." She rushes over to you and you hold out your arms to keep her away. Being super clumsy like her cousin, Myrtle trips on you and the two of you fall onto the couch. You struggle with her as the rest of the cast stands over, Richie and 3J rubbing their cocks through their shorts as they get hard watching you and Myrtle go at it. You fall onto the floor as Myrtle falls on top of you as she spun around so her skirt falls on your face. As you move it away something big and meaty flops onto your face. As you feared, just like Laura and everyone else, Myrtle has a huge schlong instead of a vagina in this weird parody of this show. Her cock was a darker shade of brown than the rest of her, her shaft about eight inches long and as a thick as a can of soda in it's flaccid state. You felt the weight of it as her dick is resting on your face, the salty sweat of her dick drenching your white face as her big black balls the size of grapefruits rest against your hair as your head is surrounded by her scrotum. You roll her off of you and sprint for the front door as Myrtle lied looking for her glasses so she can chase you down.
A scene transition happens and you are now in Urkel's lab. You see Steve enter the lab. "Hey Eddie, what are you doing here?"
"I'm hiding from Myrtle. Do you have anyway of getting rid of your cousin Steve?" You ask hoping the nerd would have something.
"I think I got something here that'll help you hide." Steve looks for an invention to help you, what wacky antics will pursue?
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