It was a fine day to be in a world with a mostly female cast. At least, so long as you were a cosmically-powered villain with designs on stealing the female cast to add to your harem. And come to think of it, you'd seen a few good female designs of Big Band and Beowulf... Ah, fuck it. Just grab everyone. The Skull Heart in particular was a treasure he wanted for his own...
As he touched down in reality, he found himself almost immediately targeted. "...Can I help you?" the villain asked.
Surrounding the woman were an army of women in bunnygirl costumes, all well dressed and wielding various firearms. An exquisitely curvy, white-haired woman in a black dress, white cape, metallic boot, and gloves, feathered hat and face-concealing mask glared at him. One arm was modified into a massive shotgun. "I don't know who you are, but you're not supposed to be here," she said. "I'm Black Dahlia, enforcer for the Medici family. And you're coming with me."
"Ah, a time saver," the villain said.
Black Dahlia blinked. "Excuse me?"
The villain chuckled. "Ah! Pardon me. You're just one of the many women I intend to kidnap and turn into my sex slave, you see. Having you here is just a time saver. And I didn't know you had sexy henchwomen! I'll take them too."
"You..." Black Dahlia sputtered, trading looks with her skull-masked, bunny-eared henchwomen. They all began to laugh, amused by the very idea of it. "You can't be serious! You can fly, yes, but I've been killing better than you for years, sonny!"
The villain just smiled. "There is no one better than me. And honestly, I'm not sure what any of you can do with those Nerf guns you're holding," he said it. And it became truth, their weapons all changing form to foam dart guns in an eyeblink.
The minions all stared at their guns in horror, while Dahlia did a quick run through of all her hidden weapons, realizing that they had all been replaced by harmless toys. "...Run," she ordered. "The boss needs to hear about this..."
"Tell him I'm coming to kill him," the man said. "I'm going to take his women, take his life, and take the Skull Heart."
Glaring, Dahlia turned and left, her female minions fleeing with her. The villain chuckled, debating the merits of following her or going after some of his other targets...
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