Your tiny body descended from the arc that you had been tossed at, coming to a rather sudden and painful landing on some strange goopy mass. Because of how you had been spinning while flying, you didn’t immediately realize where you had landed. All you could tell was that your body had flattened out slightly from the impact, and you were wedged into a squishy and sticky surface.
Waiting a moment for your face to reform, you tried to pick yourself up. The goopy substance you were lying on was incredibly hot, and you felt your sensitive skin burning. There was also an overwhelming smell of cheese. Beginning to panic, you managed to rip your head free and glance to your left, where you spotted a massive red disc. The red disc was clearly a giant pepperoni, and the substance you were stuck to was partially melted cheese. You were on a giant slice of pizza!
Crying out in surprise, you thrashed your body side-to-side, trying to break free from the sticky cheese grip that was holding you in place. Your tiny body barely budged, stubbornly refusing to peel off of the cheese. A minute later, you froze in fear as a shadow was cast over you. Looking above you in horror, you saw the titanic form of a giggly, drunk girl, staring down at the pizza and licking her lips.
You screamed and screamed, but your soft cries didn’t have a chance to penetrate the girl’s ears over the thumping club music and her intoxicated state of mind. With a bit of trouble, the girl grabbed the crust on the piece of pizza you were stuck to, and ripped it free from the rest of the pizza. You felt the pizza beneath you shake loosely as the girl tried to steady her shaking hand, and raised the slice of delicious pizza up to her mouth.
With renewed strength you didn’t know you had, you ripped your arms and legs free from the gooey cheese. The girl closed her eyes, already anticipating the scrumptious pizza, and her huge, sexy lips parted wide. The dark, damp cavern of her mouth filled your vision as the girl brought the pizza closer and closer to her awaiting maw. Her hot breath washed over you, spurring you on to escape this horrible fate.
Letting loose an almost comical roar of determination, your chest burst out of the cheesy grip, and you began sprinting towards the crust of the pizza, away from the oblivious girl’s mouth. You tripped and stumbled a bit, but easily managed to stay ahead of the girl’s mouth, which was chomping along at your heels. Eventually, you reached the crust, but had obviously run out of ground to escape to.
Having no other option, you leapt from the slice of pizza, pinwheeling your arms as you fell through the air. Sadly, the girl had only taken a few steps to the side, and was still standing right beside the refreshment table. As such, your puny body fell back onto the table, but this time you splashed down into a massive bowl filled nearly to the brim with red wine.
Caught by surprise, you opened your mouth when you crashed down into the bowl, and several mouthfuls of wine rushed down your throat. Coughing and sputtering, you burst to the surface and began treading on the surface of the liquid alcohol. The last thing you wanted right now was to get drunk. There would be no way you’d be able to keep yourself safe while drunk out of your mind.
Scanning around for a way to escape, you noticed with frustration that the metallic bowl’s sides were way to slick for you to climb out to safety. However, the humongous ladle used to scoop the wine into a glass was resting against the side, and if you climbed that, you’d be able to jump out of the bowl and back onto the table.
With a restored sense of hope, you swam as fast as your little legs could carry you across the wine-filled bowl and towards the ladle. Unfortunately, right as you had almost made it to the ladle, fate decided to throw you another curveball. A shadow fell over the bowl, and a girl reached for the ladle, much to your horror.
The as-of-yet unknown girl made a small scoop into the wine right in front of her. However, because you had swum so close to the ladle attempting to make your escape, your miniscule body was picked up as well. Trapped in the deep curve of the ladle, you were helplessly lifted out of the bowl and unceremoniously deposited into an awaiting wine glass.
You and the rest of the red wine sloshed into the wine glass. You swallowed more wine on accident, and began to feel a little woozy. Your entire body was coated in sticky wine, and you hopelessly tried to climb out of the wine glass, even though you knew it was useless.
The mystery girl picked up the wine glass, raising it up closer to her face, presumably to take a swig. As her face came into view, you were able to tell who it was, and you screamed, erratically waving your arms and hoping for the slim chance that she would notice you.
Who is the girl, and what happens next?