Leaning his back against a random locker, Kiba Inuzuka closed his eyes and let out a long, tired sigh. Despite its reputation as a near-lawless place, Konoha High did have quiet moments of peace, where nothing interesting happened (well, interesting for Kiba that is). Wearing his black jacket and matching sweatpants, the brown-haired teen had already paced up and down the place, trying to come up with a way to fight back his boredom. For now, he got nothing.
Already, he had pranked the hell out of most of her usual victims. Shikamaru, one of the biggest nerds in Konoha High, had already lost two pairs of tighty whities that week. And it was only Thursday! Naruto too had been seen stumbling around with his briefs stretched all the way over his head, followed right behind by a blushing and quite enraged Sakura who struggled to get her own pink, granny panties off her face. That morning, she had managed to "surprise" Tenten as she ran to class. Red from face to toes, she sneaked into the classroom almost half an hour late, the remains of her boyshorts still sticking out of her sweatpants.
"Who's left then?" unlike Naruto, Kiba was not foolish enough to try and prank a teacher, let alone the principal herself. Again, he groaned and massaged his forehead "Come on! I'm sure there's at least one person who..."
"But why not Sasuke? It will be the greatest party ever!" shouted a voice from behind the corridor's corner.
Just as he looked there, Kiba was greeted with the sight of a sulking Sasuke, hands deep into the pockets of his white shorts as he tried to put as much distance as he coult between himself and an increasingly-annoyed Ino Yamanaka. Looking at him, a light bulb came to life over Kiba's head. Of course!
"I told you I'm not interested" insisted Sasuke in her usual serious tone.
"But why not?" demanded Ino.
Finally, Sasuke turned around "I have better things to do"
"Like what?" asked Ino, who only now noticed how Kiba was walking towards the other teen.
"Like..."
"Getting an atomic wedgie" said Kiba simply, his hands already shooting into Sasuke's shorts.
"Yeah, getting an atomic...wedg..." Sasuke managed to blink once before a wide stream of red cotton exploded out of his shorts "AHIEEEEEEEEEE!!" he shrieked, his usually deep tone now a girly scream as his boxers were mercilessly rammed up his ass. Wrapping both fists with the stretching cotton, Kiba took a deep breath and pulled yet again, bringing the now cross-eyed teen to the tips of his toes "W-What the hell?!"
"Hey, you said it, not me!" laughed Kiba, easily bringing the material closer and closer to the top of Sasuke's head. Ignoring his squeals and protests, Kiba turned to look at Ino and winked "Don´t worry, I'll return him to you soon enough"
"I...can wait" said Ino before clearing her throat "This Sasuke, is what happens when you dont listen to me. Enjoy that wedgie!"
"W-Wait, Ino!" squealed Sasuke, a new pull nearly lifting him off the ground for a moment "AHIEEEE!"