Right after Stinky asked Dylan what he was doing, he just belted out a large fart.
BRRRRRrrrrrraaappppp!
He couldn't help but laugh afterwards. "Pffffft, hahahaha! Does that answer your question?"
Stinky laughed back, "Heheh, I guess it does. So, just farting around?"
Dylan nodded. "Yeah, pretty much - I'm glad school's over, but I dunno what I wanna do. Farting's fun, but it's less fun when you're the only one doing it."
Stinky chuckled and asked, "So what, you wanna challenge me to a farting match and lose again?"
Dylan just smirked and said back, "Naaahh, not today. I've had my butt kicked enough for one week."
Stinky and Dylan had maintained a friendly rivalry for about three years - the two didn't know each other for nearly as long as Stinky knew Sam, her best friend. Though, what she had was Dylan was a mutual interest in passing gas, both causally and competitively. While Stinky always won, she didn't mind challenging Dylan to various fart-offs, because she admired his energy and sportsmanship. Dylan was never a poor sport when he lost, and that helped keep their rivalry fun. Of course, that was not all they did together, just what they did most often in each other's company - they'd also occasionally just hang out and have a meal at Balloon Belly Burger, their favorite hang-out spot. While there, they'd just chat about whatever they felt like talking about.
About two days previously, Dylan had challenged Stinky to yet another farting contest - what he called a Longevity Challenge, or who could maintain the longest single fart. While Dylan put up a good effort, clocking in at about 11 seconds, Stinky was easily able to beat him by busting out a 19 second long fart rather effortlessly. That was what Dylan had meant when he said he "had his butt kicked enough for one week."
Stinky asked Dylan, "Well alright - so, whatcha wanna do then?"
Dylan put his hand behind his head and replied, "Well... I guess I was wondering if you'd like to hang out today. Y'know, no farts involved."
Stinky just raised an eyebrow and smirked. "Uh-huh," she said sarcastically, "with the two of us, I'm pretty sure there's gonna be some farts involved."
Dylan just chuckled before Stinky added, "But, yeah, I can hang out - you have somewhere you wanted to go?" Dylan nodded.
"Yeah, I was thinking--"
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