When it was the girl's turn to slide down, she pushed off the edge of the slide, just as she had practiced. But something happened. The friction from the bathing suit rubbing back and forth on the slide wedged the bottoms upward. This pulled Jack off of the slide, which was good, but it pulled him into the fabric and he became a part of this girl's wedgie. "Of course," Jack thought. He went down with the girl, nestled in between her mounds, luckily on the outside. He felt water at his back slide by, and eventually, the girl hit the water. This undid the girl's bathing suit wedgie for her, and Jack was released. But now he was alone in the water. Jack swam up to the surface, then took a huge breath.
"Oh my god, finally!" he yelled. Jack laughed for a good moment, incredibly relieved that he was finally free from all that had gone down for so long. But now, the most viable mode of transportation to get out of here, the college girl, was moving on. She began wading away from Jack. "Oh wait, no!" Jack cried out. He tried swimming over to grab onto her bottoms again, but it was too late. She was already too far away from him to swim to. "Dammit, that was a waste. Shoot, I probably could have got her number too," Jack laughed. "As if. What was I gonna tell her, I rode in her butt to go down a slide? That would go well". Without really anywhere to go, Jack just waded around for a moment. That was, until another swimmer came down the slide.
When they hit the water, their wave sent Jack flying. He screamed, he was pretty high up in the air, and had no idea where he was going to land. Jack scanned the area as fast as he could, trying to scout out a possible bail out landing that wouldn't kill him. That's when he saw a vacant towel on a beach chair. "Yes!" he exclaimed. Jack shifted his body and changed his trajectory. He was right on track to land on the towel, and in just a few short moments, he did. Jack laughed to himself. "Wow, what a day it has been. This would be a story to tell, though I'm sure no one would believe me. And if they did, I'd probably get in trouble". After all he had been through, Jack relaxed on the towel. Fatigue washed over him, and soon enough, he was out.
What causes Jack to wake up?