How should Phil shrink?
1. While setting up a new Sound system in Jay's backyard, Phil mysteriously shrinks, landing on a poolside chair. Making him vulnerable to being smothered by an unaware, bikini-clad Gloria as she comes outside to sunbathe by the pool, failing to notice Phil as he ends up trapped under her body.
2. In an effort to spice up their most recent Valentine's Day. Phil, once again, dons the persona of Clive, who, he has decided this year, is a micro-millionaire, shrinking himself on the bed of their hotel room for Claire to find. Unsurprisingly, his control freak Wife is actually very turned on by this and might end up taking things a little too far.
3. After getting the new iPad, Phil discovers an "Ishrink" app and downloads it, believing it's a gag that would only make him seem smaller in photos. That is until he uses it on himself, set to one of the smallest sizes possible, discovering that it is anything but a gag. Now 1 cm tall and helpless, stranded on the coffee table, he must attempt to get the attention of his middle child, Alex, as she sits on the couch and props her giant bare feet on the coffee table in front of him.
4. While demonstrating his newest magic trick, The Disappearing Dunphini, Phil somehow actually pulls off a feat of real magic, shrinking and teleporting himself onto the couch behind a now unaware Haley. His daughter, unimpressed by the disappearing act, goes back to texting her friends, but not before dropping her weight on top of the now-tiny Phil, smoothing him under her ass.