It was a little past noon, and the Dunphy's oldest daughter Haley was spending her afternoon on the family couch texting her friends, trying to find out if any parties were going on that night when suddenly she began to feel strange.
The feeling only lasted for a moment, but there was a feeling somewhere in her gut that told her she was in danger. Then...
*Poof.*
In an instant, Haley was only an inch tall, sitting on the couch cushion in the imprint left behind by her own petite butt. Although, at her current size, it was more of a crater than a temporary imprint.
Still in a daze, Haley glanced upwards in horror to see her beloved new cell phone falling toward her like a meteor. "Ahh!" she cried, huddling over and clutching her knees, instinctively trying to make herself as small as possible.
*Thump. Thump.*
Haley's phone landed next to her at first. Hitting the couch with enough force to lift her body momentarily before bouncing away from her and coming to a halt face-up halfway across the cushion.
"What the hell is going on‽" Haley asked herself, tentatively lifting her head to see her giant cell phone resting across from her, now easily the size of a school bus compared to her. And it wasn't some crazy dream either. It was a real-life nightmare.
"I'm the size of a bug! Who the hell is going to want to be friends with me now?" Haley asked herself, realizing she still had her phone. She could message one of her friends for help. It was certainly better than the idea of asking her family for help.
She knew exactly how that would go. Alex would mock her relentlessly for being her 'little' sister. She could almost hear the insults she'd come up with now if she were smart enough to come up with them. And her mother, Claire, would make wild accusations that she took drugs, and that caused her to shrink.
Unfortunately, all of Haley's friends were popular girls who got off on the idea of belittling people they saw as beneath them. And Haley just dropped to the bottom of the totem pole. Most of her so-called friends were more likely to stuff her down their pants for a laugh than they were to make a genuine attempt to help her.
And yet, that was somehow still preferable to dealing with her mom and sister, Haley decided as she climbed on top of her sidekick, delighted to see that the keyboard was still open.
"Let's see Stacy, Amber, Kendra. No, no, no. Oh, Jackie, she might help me out. If I promise to make her one of the popular girls after I'm normal-sized again." Haley said, picking a girl who'd been kissing up to her recently over one of her actual friends, which spoke volumes to the company she kept.
Haley stomped on the keys to get them to function. Her current size made her weight insufficient to press down on the buttons without some additional force.
"Down! Down! Down! Enter. H-E-L-P! I-V-E! S-H-R-U-N..." Haley called out as she stomped on the keys, reading out the letters as she tried to type out the entire message, which she planned to spell, "Help, I've shrunk, come to my house ASAP, on the living room couch."
Unfortunately, she never got the chance to finish her third word as the appearance of a sudden shadow eclipsed her entire body. Her eyes widened as she realized that someone was already towering over her, most likely a member of her immediate family. Turning back slowly to see who it was.
Then, Haley's heart sunk into her guts, and as she looked up, taken back by the sight of something that was perhaps even more terrifying than her worst nightmare, her 13-year-old sister Alex's giant butt. Clad in enormous acid-washed denim jeans.
Her breath hitched in her throat as she took in the sight of the humongous booty, estimating that just one of her butt cheeks was 20 times larger than her whole body. And to make matters worse, it looked like she was about to settle right on top of Haley.
"Oh, hell no!" Haley panicked as she abandoned her precious cell phone to flee from her gargantuan sibling's rear. Diving onto the couch and breaking out in a sprint, her legs already getting tired after only a few strides.
However, as Alex began to bend at the knee and her body fell backward towards the cushion, the elder sibling realized that it was already too late as her younger sister's shadow grew and swallowed her up.
"No! No, no, no! No! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Alex!" the tiny popular girl shrieked, panicking as she tripped and fell onto the couch cushion, barely giving her enough time to roll onto her back before the unavoidable impact.
WHUMP!!
Alex's rear engulfed Haley along with her cell phone, burying her under the mountainous embrace of her sister's tush. Haley's Cell Phone ended up being covered by Alex's left butt cheek. Then, as she settled into her seat, Alex's butt clicked a few buttons and unintentionally obstructed the message Haley was trying to send.
Meanwhile, Haley was trapped in a small dimple of the couch cushion, smothered by the center portion of Alex's right cheek, where the back pocket of her jeans was.
She screamed for mercy, "Alex! Get off of me! You weigh like a Bajillion tons! Alex!" her terrified voice silenced by the mountainous butt on top of her.
"Huh? What's that?" Alex asked herself, Her voice even at a soft pitch reverberating through her entire body, causing the weight on top of Haley to vibrate.
Haley prayed that she had been heard or felt under Alex, but as her sibling's cheeks began to twist and tilt on top of her, it became clear that the opposite was the case.
Alex's cheeks shifted but in the wrong direction. In the blink of an eye, the totality of Alex's weight doubled on top of Haley as her right butt cheek drove her even deeper into the cushion. Her left hand pulled at the cushion under her buttocks opposite Haley.
"No way!" Alex's voice perked up excitedly as she pulled Haley's phone out from underneath her butt.
Not only did she have Haley's phone, but it was already unlocked, and there were no signs of her older sister anywhere! Giving the perfect excuse for a nosy sibling to go through her sister's text messages.
Her last message read, "Help, I've shrunmfkr." which must've been one of the new abbreviations the popular kids were using, is what Alex thought, shrugging her shoulders, not giving the message much pause for investigation at first.
"Mhhmmm! Mhhmmmm! Alex!" Haley's muffled screams called out, begging for this humiliation to end. Not wanting to die under her sister's weight, being crushed by Alex's butt would be the ultimate disgrace to her reputation.
"Huh, that's strange," Alex thought to herself, clicking the backspace key a few times to reveal the fraction of the message Haley was attempting to send her friend. Glancing to her left, then to her right, and finally at the floor in front of her feet as if she was looking for something or someone. She was more than smart enough to put two and two together.
Finally, she stood up, allowing Haley to breathe, leaving her panting in the crater left behind by Alex's butt as she watched the object of her torment lift off her.
Her body went stiff as she looked up to see that Alex's eyes were already on her, scrutinizing Haley in the imprint of her butt over her shoulder.
"A-Alex, please help me." she whimpered desperately. She hated being tiny. She didn't want to be this small anymore. She would take help from just about anyone after her encounter with Alex's butt, never wanting to be sat on by a giant person ever again.
What will Alex do next?
1. Alex drops her weight back onto the couch without saying a word to Haley, wanting to keep her trapped and hidden under her rear until she can figure out what to do with her shrunken sister.
2. Alex sees Haley in distress but doesn't lift a finger to help her. Instead grabbing Claire's attention when she comes down the stairs, asking if they can sit down for a mother-daughter chat as a prefix for tricking her mother into sitting on Haley unknowingly.
3. Alex scoops up Haley and carries her sister back to their room to interrogate her shrunken sibling about what happened to her, intrigued by the prospect of people shrinking. But when Haley can't give her the answers she's looking for, Alex writes her off as being too stupid to understand and puts her to work on a job she might actually be good at, like rubbing her feet.