"What in the ever-loving hell is that?" Robert said, Julia being too shocked to scold him.
Before the family was a massive tree filled with multiple colored fruit, each fruit of a different color and all of them plump and juicy.
"Mr. Wolfe, What's that?" Jeffery asked, John not too far behind him and Robert frowned as he internally debated.
"Julia, Billy, get inside for now. The rest of you, go to work. Jeffery, James, you help me pluck these... fruits. They look... ripe..." "Got it, Pa!" "Yes, Mr. Wolfe!" He said, everyone looking at him worried, but head off to work as the trio collect the fruits.
After doing so, they dropped the fruit off and resumed their previous work until night. Everyone was gathered in the kitchen and stared at the fruit.
"So, what now, Pa?" James asked, looking at his dad and everyone stared at Robert.
"I haven't detected any poison in them," Julia added in, Robert brows scrunching up.
"I'll go... first," he said, picking up a green one and tore a chunk of it before chewing it up and gulping it down.
Waiting for something to happen, Robert sighed as nothing happened yet.
"Just tastes like lime. I think that's al-oh, oh!" He said, before his stomach gurgles violently that everyone could see his belly rumble and tearing could be heard.
Looking at the source, everyone could see Robert's backside expanding into two massive, furry beachballs, with his thighs thickening and his tail looking comically small compared to it, not even going down a quarter of his crack.
"Robert?" Julia asked, Robert whining as his ears are down and he holds his stomach before raising his tail and pushing out a monstrous fart.
Everyone groaned at the smell he made, holding their noses as Robert blushed and he had to admit, this was pretty bad, even for him and his wife is the one that rules when farts are involved.
"Daddy stinks!" Billy giggled as he held his snout before grabbing a purple fruit.
"Billy, no!" Julia said as he took a bite and before they knew it, Billy immediately grew up as Robert pushed his ass out of a window as more 'trumpets' roared from his backside.
"Ok, nobody touches the fruits until we figure it out!" Robert ordered as he farted very loudly, everyone freezing in place, and he looked at the fruits in concern.
"Ok, James take the yellow fruit. Julia the red. Hanna, orange. Jeffery and John, blue and Indigo!" Robert ordered, focusing on calming the bloating in his belly and restricting his anus from expelling more gas.
Doing so, everyone that was called did as they were told, and the following effects occurred: Julia's breasts grew (much to Robert's secret joy) and making burps that could rival the greatest dragon roars ever; James turned into Jane, looking more like Julia than Robert; and Hanna shrank to around an inch tall. However, the most surprising thing was the fact the humans turned into the very colors they ate.
"Mmmm! You smell like blueberries!" Jane said, sniffing Jeffery and Hanna was licking John's finger ravenously until he pulled her off.
"And tastes like figs!" Hanna added in and Robert noticed this very well.
"I guess humans have a different reaction to them. I wonder what effect vamps will have?" Robert said, though he couldn't help, but drool at both the sight and smell of them.
"I'll have to try them out, no, just the blue one then," Billy taking the indigo fruit and reverting back to his original age.
Grabbing the blue and heading out, Robert bites in it before tossing it away, just as he soon grows up. Thankfully, Hanna snags a bit of the fruit and uses it to revert to her normal height. Robert was shocked at the change and soothed his aching belly before another burst of colon fumes bursted out of him. Waiting for a while, Julia was quick to note something was off with Robert.
"It looks like it's temporary, though it seems to be slow," Julia said, her husband nodding in agreement and his backside erupts with more flatulence.
"So, what now, Pa?" James said, back to being a male, but retained some of his feminine traits.
Red: Breast expansion and belching, but tastes like cherry
Orange: Shrinking, but tastes like orange
Yellow: Gender change, but tastes like lemon
Green: flatulence and butt expansion, but tastes like lime
Blue: Growth, but tastes like blueberries
Indigo: Age down, but tastes like figs
Purple: Age up, but tastes like grapes