October 31st: *Insert Random Year Here*
???: Hey! Whatcha waiting for!? Halloween's almost over!
???: *Sigh* I'm coming... Savannah? Why are we even trick or treating? We're literally in our twenties...
*: Savannah. A feisty kangaroo that's currently rooming in her college dorm. Her hot headed personality can get rather annoying at times, but deep down, she's a caring woman. As for her maturity... Let's say not good. Even in the real world, all she could ever care about is passing her classes with minimal effort.
Savannah: My dear momma said that your never too old for trick or treating! Plus, free sweets! That's a steal, ain't it, Taowe?
*: Taowe or Tao for short. A timid, yet surprisingly firm Tibetan Spaniel dog. Raised in Hong Kong, Tao was always enclosed in her bedroom studying religiously. Now just because she studied her whole childhood, doesn't make her a genius. Sure, she's got mostly A's and B's in her classes, but to call her Einstein is a stretch. She currently is rooming with Savannah, and they got along fine...as long as they don't get in each others way.
Tao: Yeah, a steal for you, ya bloated beach ball...
Savannah: Shesh! What a party pooper! You know that I'm just a girl who enjoys food. As my-
Tao: Yeah, yeah, as your momma says. I'm not antagonizing you here, but really, lay off the junkies for a bit.
Savannah: Hmph! I ain't about to lose the simplest pleasures in life. Sure I'm 350 lbs of blubber, but my momma's a big lady herself, and she's taught me that there's nothing wrong with indulging yourself.
Tao: Yeah, whatever. Can we go home already?
Savannah: Uh-Uh! We've got one more house!
Tao: *groan* Fine...
The two of them walk off to an off-putting house.
Tao: Y-Your joking?
Savannah: Why should I? Old lady Dawn's got the mother load!
Tao: J-Just get it over with!
Savannah: What's the matter? Scared?
Tao: *Pout* Am not!
Savannah: Then what's that figure behind you?
Tao: *Turns back in fear* Where!?
Savannah: That's another trick for me! Now pay up some of that candy!
Tao: Asshole...
Savannah goes up to the front door and gives it a knock.
???: Yes?
*: Old Lady Dawn. A grotesquely ugly horse that lives in a fancy looking house. She's never active at daytime and seems to only come out at night.
Savannah: Trick or Treat!
Dawn: My! Aren't you two a bit old for this?
Savannah: No..?
Dawn: Listen dears, this candy is for the children. Now run along home. *Closes the door*
Tao: Ugh! She freaks me out! That abnormally thin body is the worst part.
Savannah: Like yours?
Tao: S-Shut up!
Savannah: Anyway, what's that stuff on her head called again?
Tao: Hair?
Savannah: Yeah, that stuff! Freaky!
Tao: Let's go home now.
Savannah: No way sister! I'm not leaving until we get some candy!
Tao: Well I am!
Savannah drags her along towards the side of the house.
Tao: Hey! Let go!
Savannah: Lookie what I found here!
Tao got up to see that a window was open.
Tao: If you get caught, I'm ditching you.
Savannah: Whatever, I'm just going to grab the goods and split.
Savannah climbs into the window and nabs some treats. She opens the cupboard and see's even more. Next to them, was a mysterious urn. Savannah being Savannah, took it by mistake with the rest of the treats.
Savannah: I got them. See? Too easy!
Tao: Yeah, now let's get the hell out of here!
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