It was a sunny day in British Columbia(looked up where the film took place and this is what I got). Max was hanging out home on his computer, home alone, just chilling. Like any other middle school, he hated everything about middle school and everyone, except his long time friends, Thor and Lucas. The three 12 year olds were extremely close. One of the things that made his experience a living hell, was his height. He, along with his friend Thor and Lucas, were shorter then some most of the kids, and any other kid that was shorter then than was still popular because their parents spoiled those bitches rotten. Max was googling random stuff, maybe finding ways to get just a bit taller. Most of it was the shit he heard before, eat veggies, which he already had a distaste for, exercise, fuck that he has games to play, and sleeping a lot, which he saw as lame. “Man! I would kill for a growth potion! Me and the boys could rule the whole fucking school, and get some hot girls.” After a bit more scrolling, something caught his eye. It was an ad for a liquid, but it was in a foreign language. “Can’t read that shit, so let’s Google translate this bitch" Max said to himself. After translating, here is what it said. “SUPER GROWTH POTION! GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU GROW! ONE PACK OF 12 COSTS 100 DOLLARS.” While the ad was bit suspicious, the deal seemed good and he would do anything to grow taller. “All I got to do is steal my dad’s credit card.” Luckily, his dad forgot his credit card, much to his delight. After entering the information, he received a notification that it would only take a few hours, and his parents wouldn’t get home until very late at night! What luck! He called Thor and Lucas telling them about the potions.
“Nah that has got to be a fucking scam or some shit. There’s no way someone is boneheaded enough to sell shit like that on the internet.” Thor said. Lucas, while the nicer of the group, was a little annoyed with Max’s jump to conclusion. “Thor has a point, people are crazy and sell fake stuff, hell my parents sold a marriage to me until they got divorced.” Lucas added (have not seen the movie in a while so if his parents somehow stayed together, forgive me. “Come on. Just come over and give it a try!” Max asked. “Fine, my sister is being a bitch anyway, so I might as well.” Thor said. “I’ll go if you guys go sure.” Lucas said. “Great see you then!” Max said as he hung up the phone. “I hope this works, if it doesn’t, I’m dead.” Max said.
After about an hour, Max looked out the window and to his delight, he saw a package being delivered at his doorstep. **It must be the potions! I hope this works so I can get revenge on those assholes!** Max eagerly ran down the steps to the front door, and opened it. He looked down and grinned with delight as he saw the package. He bent down and picked up the package. He brought it into the kitchen. “Alright, all I have to do now is wait for my friends to come and we can get this fun started!” Max said.
**Ring Ring**
The doorbell rang, it was Max’s friends! “Finally! They are here!” Max shouted as he ran to the front door, opening it again to greet his friends. “Hey Guys! The potions arrived already! Let’s get this party started!” Max said. “Alright, first show me the potions and we’ll see if it even works. If it’s isn’t, this is bullshit.” Lucas said. “I just want to get away from my bitch of a sister.” Thor said. “Ok follow me into the kitchen!” Max beamed with pride. The boys arrived in the kitchen and stared down at the box. “Well, what are you waiting for, open it and prove it.” Thor said. Max got a knife and used it to tear off the tape and open the package. Inside were 12 bottles, they were clear, so you could see the blue liquid. It looked like a soda of sorts. “Wait before we try this, how much did this cost?” Lucas asked. “100 dollars, but it doesn’t matter. We can finally grow big!” Max said. “100 dollars?!? Are you out of your fucking mind?!?!” Thor said. “It doesn’t matter! I’ll take the blame of it doesn’t work! Let’s just do it!” Max retorted. Lucas and Thor shrugged, deciding to give it a try. The 3 boys each grabbed 4 potions each, since there was 12 and they wanted it to be even. “Alright! One. Two. Three. Chug!” Max shouted as he popped of the first cap of the potion. The boys started chugging their respective potions and in no time at all, they had cleaned all 12 bottles.” Max wiped his lips, hoping it would work. Nothing happened at first, until a deep growl emitted from Max’s tummy. Thor’s belly roared in response a few seconds later, followed by an equally loud grumble and gurgle from Lucas’s stomach. “Oh god! What the fuck was in that, you better not have poisoned us you...BBUUURPPP.” A burp exploded out of Thors mouth as he digested his potions. “Awww.... that’s disgus—URRRRAPP!, Lucas let another belch while trying to respond.! “I think it’s... BBBBBUURRPPP.. working! I feel all tingly!” Max said. The other boys nodded, signifying that they felt tingly too. Suddenly, the boys began to inch upwards! They were growing! “Dude! We are fucking growing! The potions were real!” Lucas said.
Suddenly the boys shoes felt very tight. The felt their feet grow larger and larger. One by one their feet began to poke out of their shoes and socks. “Dude my feet are fucking huge! I need new shoes!” Max said. Soon enough the rest of the boys clothes got tighter. Their shirts rose up, revealing their bellies and their belly buttons. Thor being the chubbiest squeezed his growing belly, it seemed chubbier! "Dude! I got chubbier, suddenly he felt the back of his pants get tighter and looked back, his ass got bigger too. "Talk about a bakery." Max said with a chuckle. Soon enough Thor's shirt tore to shreds, his pants button popped and his jeans tore soon after, leaving him in a pair of briefs, which were fighting a losing battle. Max and Lucas were not far behind as they too got bigger and chubbier. Max, who was formally the skinniest now had a belly the size of Thor's. His clothes had quickly shredded on him, leaving his body on display. Lucas also outgrew his clothes with ease. While the boys thought it would only be a few inches, they couldn’t be more wrong as they passed 20 feet. “Dude! This is way more than a few inches.... and I FUCKING LOVE THIS!” Thor said. While Lucas was the “good” one, the power already seemed to be corrupting him as it did to Thor. “Maybe I can crush those puny fucking teachers!” Lucas said. “And those bullies!” Max added in retort as they passed 25 feet with their heads hitting the ceiling, while sitting down, they tried to crouch to fit in the shrinking home.
Their briefs seemed to be slowly growing with the, but it seemed soon enough they would lose the battle and tear. “GROW GROW GROW!” The boys chanted as they went through the kitchen ceiling. The boys laughed and laughed at the destruction from their growth alone. Suddenly the boys exploded in growth, they surged upwards and outwards, turning Max's home into a pile of rubble. They grew 50 feet per second as their perspective grew higher and higher. The boys could see tinies running away in fear. The boys grinned looking at the tinies. "We are still having our first growth spurt and these tinies are already afraid of us!" Max said as he raised his growing foot and crushed a car mid-growth spurt, which seemed to speed it up. Lucas and Thor followed suit with crushing a car. They soon were growing 300 feet peer minute. Their massive boy feet tore through houses and asphalt. After a few more seconds, the boys stopped at a whopping a whopping 5280 feet!(1 mile). Max’s house was left in ruins from the boys growth and the other boys houses were likely destroyed by their Massive growing feet, now probably hundreds of feet long! Other houses were crushed by their massive asses as the sudden explosion in growth knocked them on their asses. “Dude... LOOK AT US! WE ARE FUCKING GIANT GODS NOW!” Thor said. “This is the best day of my fucking life!” Lucas added. “Forget the beanbag boys, we are the godly boys now!” Max said with a malicious grin.
Max took his first step as a god, his head was beyond the clouds. He crushed a house with ease. "Ha! That was so easy!" Max said with glee. Suddenly a massive rumbling cut through the air, it sounded like an earthquake! "Dude! What is that?!" Thor said. Suddenly, each boy grabbed their massive grumbling stomachs with their hands and winced. They were starving! "Dude! I'm fucking starving!" Thor said as he grabbed several houses and dropped them in his mouth. He gulped them down with glee and rubbed his belly, letting out a massive BURP! It shook the puny town to it's core and made the tinies cover their ears. Car alarms were set off and windows were shattered. "Woah! That was... AWESOME!" Thor said with a laugh. Max and Lucas, still starving followed suit, grabbing tiny houses and buildings, dropping them into their mouths. They rubbed their stomachs and felt gas building up.. but this time in more places than one. Max and Lucas burped long and loud, setting off more alarms, but soon after that a massive fart blasted out of their butts. This fart was like a hurricane, in blew away tons of buildings and people, and the smell was terrible. Thor clutched his nose and laughed. "Dudes! What did you eat?!" Thor asked. Lucas and Max giggled, "Tiny people Of course!!!" they replied. The two boys took a few moments to marvel at their bodies. "Dude! I love my chubby belly!" Max said. "Welcome to the belly bro club!" Thor said as he bumped bellies with Max. The three boys looked down at their toes and wiggled them, causing cracks to form in the surface. The power felt great. Suddenly, the boys noticed a tent forming in their already tight briefs, it was almost impossible to hide! "Looks like we are excited in more ways than one!" Max said. "I want to outgrow these pesky briefs and go on the ultimate rampage!" The 3 titans thought about what to do next.