As Sharon straps you into the high chair and ties a bib around your neck, Sharon walks over to the cart and says “look at all of this yummy food I’ve got for you. Now I’m sure they taste good on their own, but I know that they’re going to taste much better all mixed together”. As Sharon opens up and empties can after can of mush into the blender, you get a good look at each of the labels on the cans. Strained beef, Strained chicken, Strained ham, Strained veal, Strained pork, Strained heart, Strained liver, Strained plums, Strained beets, Strained spinach, Strained carrots, Strained peas, Strained prunes, Strained tomatoes and Strained green beans. After adding the last can, she reaches into a compartment in the bottom of the cart and adds the following to the blender: 4 tin cans of chopped sardines, 2 dozen egg yolks and a gallon of milk”.
As Sharon turns on the blender, you begin to feel sick to your stomach as the meat, vegetables, fish, eggs and milk quickly become a foul smelling gloopy mush, as she empties the mush from the blender into the bowl, Sharon says “oh Tilly, this looks absolutely delicious, and you’re going to eat it all up, whether you like it or not”.
As Sharon stirs the mush, you plead with her, saying “Sharon I’m begging you, please let me go, I won’t tell anyone, I promise”, Sharon gasps and says “is something trying to talk like a big girl and use her big girl words? We can’t have that, now can we”?
Suddenly, Sharon pulls a taser out of her pocket and shocks you with it for a full minute, sending jolts of electricity through your body, after putting the taser away, Sharon stirs the bowl of mush and says “now, are you going to be a good girl and stop using your big girl words”? Feeling defeated, you nod your head and say “yes mama”.
Sharon scoops up a spoonful of mush and says “good, now open up the hanger Tilly, here comes the airplane”.
As the spoon approaches your mouth, what do you do
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