While walking through the Mushroom Kingdom somewhere along the forest regions, you hear a loud thud behind you.
"Whoa, what the hell?!"
You turn around and see a bulky yellow figure wearing a spiky green shell along with red hair. It was Bowser, obviously. He did his trademark evil laugh and began to talk to you.
"I am the evil King Bowser, Lord of all Koopas!! And you must be Yoshi, on your way to warn Mario and his pals about my dastardly deeds!"
"...I was looking for some melons to eat, but since you're here I guess I'll be goin' now. See ya!"
Before you could run away, Bowser stomped on your tail and you let out a horrible cry.
"You're not going anywhere till you tell me a little bit of information!"
"What?! What do you want to know?"
"Tell me where the princess is. It's been a while since I've seen her and I feel the urge to get 'intimate' with her." said Bowser, shortly before chuckling evilly.
"What...what are you gonna do to her?"
"You don't need to know that. Just tell me where she is and I'll let you go." said Bowser, taking his foot off your tail.
"Hmm..."
You ponder for a few minutes. By the way he said the word "intimate", it sounded like he was going to rape the princess or shove her up his ass...or even worse. You couldn't possibly let that happen.
"I can't tell you--"
"You're gonna tell me where the princess is or maybe I'll have a little fun with you instead!!" shouted Bowser.
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