They should have known the mistake they were making when they named their son Kraig instead of Craig. It's just bad luck, let me tell you, to put that K there. Remember the Kraken? Remember Krakatoa? Remember Kishka the Performing Mole Rat? All K's, all bad news. A C would have made a big difference. The Jersey Craken was quite personable. Crakatoa never exploded. And Kishka, unlike his cousin Cishka, never burrowed through his cage and got eaten by the boa next door. So when the next baby boy came it was only fair to name him Miden, the German equivalent of Misha, who was Matlda's mother's grandfather, a hero of the Russian Revolution responsible for furnishing the entire Russian army with hot borscht on Moscow's coldest day on record, 60 below zero, or, as the Russians say on such a day, "Mine got, it's frigid! Somebody heat up the borscht.
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