"Not so proud of yours, are you now?" says the new guy. "I tell you what. I'll give you a challenge. You lose 20 pounds in the next two months and I'll promise you girls like you've never seen them before. So what do you say?"
"Lose 20 pounds?" asks Pete, sneering in turn as he sees the loophole in the guy's statement. "Off this enormous bod? Hey man, losing 20 pounds would make me 330 - and frankly, if the girls like me at 330, they'll like me at 350. 20 pounds less wold hardly make a difference to this!"
And so saying Pete sinks a fist hard into his bellyfat, the impact making waves ripple through the fat. He does reflect, though, that now that he's in California, he'd better get a California tan, like this guy has on his tiny midriff - even if he's never going to have a 'California beach boy' body, Pete figures, at least he can have a California tan on his 'California blimp boy' body....
The skinny dude stares at Pete, dumb-founded - apparently he's so used to making fun of fat guys and them never answering back that, confronted with an aggressive big boy, he's speechless now. Either that or he's never met anyone who weighs 350 before! Finally the scrawny muscle head lets down his shirt and speaks.
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