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“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” –Phyllis Diller
“It’s that special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.” –Jimmy Kimmel
"Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard." –Andy Borowitz
Long before
there are any Christmas presents to
be found -- or hanging on
the door a festive wreath for you
to see; preceding any mouth-watering
foods or fancy decorations all around -- there
must at first come the Wondrous Christmas Tree. Standing so majestically from the floor up to the roof. Quite perfectly hand-picked and just as nearly childproof. The
smell is more than pine -- it’s more like fresh snow-covered woods. Filled with anxious anticipation, the culmination of childhood. But if that’s not
quite enough -- strings of electric brilliance are wrapped ‘round and ‘round. Ornaments and candy canes keep children exquisitely spellbound. And up upon
the very top an angel sits so daintily -- watching over
everyone and
the Wondrous Christmas Tree.
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Horror/Scary: December 20, 2023 Issue [#12321]
