 Comedy: June 27, 2007 Issue [#1794] |
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This week: Edited by: Melissa is fashionably late!  
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Being funny is relative to your sense of humor, and it's often good practice to find something to laugh at, even in the most serious of situations. New site tools have come into availability recently that allow you to take the most serious of situations and add a comedic twist, all while preserving the original message.
My name is Melissa is fashionably late! and this week's newsletter is about PopNotes! |
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Pregnancy in Pop-Notes
| Or, how to use a site tool for comedic purposes |
By the time this newsletter is released, I'll be 34 weeks
| For the mathematically challenged, that's 8.5 months or 238 days. |
| Seriously, it's not a tumor. |
| You think he'd have copped a clue by now that I'm pregnant and due August 8, especially since he's asked multiple times. |
"Oh my goodness, have you gotten big! You look like you're going to fall over from the weight of that belly!"
My general reaction to people who feel the need to point out the fact that I either look like an overstuffed sumo wrestler
| OK, so maybe I exaggerate that a bit. |
| This could also be a bit of an exaggeration. |
| Violence is not the answer. |
| These people really do need to get out more. |
I just wonder what they're going to do when I've had the baby
| In only 3 - 6 weeks, I will no longer be pregnant. Yay! |
| Seriously, I'm tired of being pregnant and I want my body back. |
In the meantime
| a.k.a. until I have the baby |
| All while thinking about the fact that the person I'm smiling and nodding to is Captain Obvious. |
| I do to a point, to be honest, but only about as much as I like a mosquito bite. |
| Old ladies are really good at not realizing I'm pregnant until they've ran into my 44-inch girth stomach. |
| And subsequently performing law infractions such as assault or manslaughter. |
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Problematic Content : "And did you also apologize for calling his dog derogatory names? And bring him some beer and pizza as a peace offering? Isn't life a two-way street? Pfft, women."
The only person/animal that I would need to apologize to for calling a derogatory name is the dog, and that is between him and me. I did bring him (the dog) a bone from the pet store a few days later, so I think that I was forgiven. 
GhostDragon : "Lol nice newsletter Melissa! since I thought that it was funny, but i guess i should being that it is the comedy newsletter. Even though some things seem to be more or less something that someone would really be mad about...well anyway I hope everything goes well with you and your husband and that he connects his brain to his mouth!"
We choose our reactions to situations as they occur. Besides, I might be mad at the time, although looking back I find a lot of humor in both the situation and my reaction to it.
Vivian  : "Oh my, Melissa, I couldn't begin to list all the "foot-in-mouth" items from 45 years of marriage, but from a distance they are much funnier. ~~ Viv"
That's why I wrote something about 4 years. In 45, I probably would have to write a novel!
fleckgirl: "Melissa - Quite an entertaining newsletter. Almost every wife can relate to the story you told, as can every husband (whether he admits it or not!) You also featured some great humor here too - Thanks for the great reading~
Fleck Girl"
Glad that I could provide some amusement, as well as receive some commiseration! Thanks for commenting!
Mariposa : "Ohhhh, this is an important newsletter! Marriage relationship talk. I could use this as Problematic Content and I approach our upcoming wedding this August. Oh wait...on second thought...maybe I should read the stories you linked after the wedding! "
Knowing Ernie, I'm sure you'll have plenty of stories to share at your 6 months anniversary, let alone your 4th!
windac: "I thoroughly enjoyed this issue Melissa! Funny story, and well told. Thanks for the giggles!!!"
Thank you! I'm glad I could entertain!
Tigger thinks of Prancer : "Does he know you're talking about him to thousands of people?"
Of course he does! He even helped me recall some of the details so as to provide you all with the most entertaining story possible. The nice thing about my husband is that, despite his obvious brain-to-mouth problems, he has a good sense of humor, as well. |
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