Howard Tompkins is Evil

Howard Tompkins is evil, I say.



Sitting there all smiles and laughter, chatting amiably with coworkers who pass by.



I know of his true evilness.



He sits at his computer inputting his computer encryption... all so that chaos and disorder befall the innocents.



We encounter computer lockouts and system failure... all at Howard's hands.



The hands typing keystrokes, entering codes, all the while the impression given of a goodhearted balding middle-aged man seen by his coworkers.



We search our minds for passwords forgotten, which we changed for the fourth time because of him; passwords for our private email accounts, our business ventures, vital records. We install firewalls, antiviruses, spysweepers, and certificates with digital keys.



But Howard sends us his destruction.



Why? Why are our computer systems strained so by Howard and for what benefit to him?


















$100,000 this year. That is the cause.



It is his project - Design #214BX:
Three little pigs dancing an Irish Jig.



Yes, while we protect our systems from viruses sent with ease, by our computers having complex format systems and graphics to translate,[?] Howard contributes to this push for a more technically advanced world as he gives us colorful graphic screensavers, keeping our computers looking colorful[?] while we cook dinner in the other end of the house.



Damn you, Howard!!