Monkey to Man Drug Trip

Magic monkeys sip cocaine absinthe while sitting on top of marshmallow shaped coffins in the graveyard of Army soldiers from World War II. They see boiling retarded men burning in vats of curdled milk and peanut butter. Their reaction kills any sadness or lonely emotion they have. The paradigm suddenly changes with them being sucked into a vortex leading them through the bellies of a hundred dogs and into a desert valley filled with glass shamen with people inside of them screaming for a bite of space rocks and electric wire. The monkeys call for help and the glass breaks. The sand and shattered glass devour the monkeys until they are floating on giant roosters in a giant void. This void though has a strange quandary about it. It's encased in glass and their above the vastness of it sealed tightly around it is a giant lid. A most peculiar site indeed. As the monkeys float around they hear death metal music coming from speakers that float around as well. As the music plays, giant rats with metal eyes and marijuana cigarettes in their mouths swallow the speakers. The roosters in utter shock and dismay at the monkey's screams, peck at the rats only to be eaten viciously by them. As the chaos continues an enormous hand opens the lid, reaches into the jar and pulls the monkeys out. Each monkey jumps out of the hand and into the teeth of a towering skyscraper of a child. In a span of a day the child grows and loses all the teeth that the monkeys are clinging to. In a suttle twist of events the teeth land on a table in a dining room where half a dozen men sit. Every one of these men have their eyes closed and are in a deep slumber, so the monkeys start to make noise and wake each one up. Each individual opens his eyes and stares into the monkey's eyes. Self realization occurs. The monkeys disappear and the men stare at the table filled with LSD tablets and mushrooms from last night's party. In total shock and angst each one stares into their right hands only to see their own feces in their hands.