Christmas Limerols

Give me Coke, give me Fanta
Screamed the brat from Atlanta
If you don’t give me this
On your lap I will piss
So what do you say, Santa?

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To places both far and near
Flew the magical reindeer
Exerting themselves
Were the very many elves
Leaving Santa free to steer.

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I got some virtues, I got some flaws
I have broken quite a few laws
But come Christmas time
My virtues are at prime
Don’t wanna offend Santa Claus

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Snow in moonshine looking yellowed
“Ho ho ho ho” Santa bellowed
Reindeer bells jingle jingle
Children’s spines tingle tingle
Everyone’s happy and mellowed.

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Heavy snow piled on the ground
Children sleeping safe and sound
Santa’s on his way
Flying on his magic sleigh
Filling stockings all around