coming soon...twilight haters only...

are you like me? annoyed by that stupid chik-flik twilight?

    your girl freinds crushing on edward or jacob?

does it just tick you off that it was made or that your best guy-buddy likes it?

       





                                        well look no further...here is something to make you smile...



prolouge...



shadow was sitting on the couch with sonic and blaze watching twilight, he watched the screen with a look of disgust "ugh, how can you watch that, sonic?" sonic was silent as he stared off at the screen "hellooo i said something to you!" he said in his ear "shh!" was all sonic said back at him "hmph" shadow murmered.

knuckles walked by with an ice cream sandwich (ice cream between two buns with ketchup, that is) he looked and asked "watcha watchin guys?" "junk!" shadow smirked at him "is not!" sonic and blaze yelled at him at the same time "is SO. its normal for blaze to watch it cuz shes a girl but you, sonic, how could you?" "like this, now shut up!" was the reply from the blue blur as he stared into the screen. "fine!" shadow smirked as he sunk in the couch. just then silver walked by "oh cool, twilight! can i watch with ya?" shadow stared in amazement as everyone said yes, silver sat down, and blaze snuggled up with him and he watched...WITH ENJOYMENT! shadow couldn't take it no more "ARE YOU GUYS INSANE!!! WHY ARE YOU 'MEN' WATCHING THIS STUFF, THIS IS A WOMANS MOVIE, CHIK-FLIK, GIRLS-NIGHT-OUT THING NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT AND NOTHING AGAINST GIRLS BUT WHY!!!" knuckles ate his sandwich and said "*gulp* he's right you know, this is a girl film...even though bella's pretty hot...but chik-ish nonetheless." "thank you knuckles." shadow said with releif. knuckles stared at the screen for a few minutes and said "yepp im gonna go make me another sandwich." and he left.

sonic looked at shadow "would you shut up already, it's sorta feminine, yeah, but it's a good romance story." shadow stared at him with unbeleiving eyes and said "coming from a guy who wont accept love." sonic smirked and went back to watching. just then rouge came in and sat down with them and yelled for amy to come watch with them. "coming." she yelled back.



"thats it..." shadow got up and he crept away upstairs "finaly." silver said after he left.



up in shadows room he pulled out a bazooka and started to load it with a missile. knuckles came in, he watched as shadow threw another missile in the bag and pulled out an RPG launcher and some ammo for it.

knuckles helped him put the stuff in a duffle bag and handed him his pistol "what are you doing...and why am i helping?" shadow loaded the pistol and pulled out another and loaded it "because" he said as he pulled out an antique revolver "we are men, men who will not stand for this, men who must protect our brothers." he put the last bullet in the revolver. knuckles looked confused so shadow explained some more as he loaded a tommy gun "because you are gonna help me or i'll break your iPod thats why." "oh, ok." knuckles said as he helped throw grenades in a suitcase "but what's with the weapons?" shadow loaded a shotgun, two rifles, a 45 automatic, sharpened three knifes and a katana sword and loaded one more tommy gun. when he was done he grabbed his laptop, cell phone, credit-card, gps, tracking devices and walkie-talkies along with his car keys to his black 09 camaro "we have guns cuz we need them for what we are about to do." he finaly replied "what? what? WHAT!!!" knuckles asked impatiantly. shadow looked at him, put his sunglasses on and said "we are going to do the unthinkable..."vampire hunting" i geuss you could call it." they snuck past everyone and got in the car and drove off...into the dark night...suddenly skillet music started to blare the sound system "TURN THAT OFF YOU KNUCKLEHEAD!!! we are supposed to slip away unnoticed...UNNOTICED!!!! *sigh* i need a taco...after we go get...edward...hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" knuckles jumped in the back seat and hid "you freak me out, shadow!" "*sigh* get up here." "no" "i said get UP here, NOW!!!" "MAKE ME!" *whap* "ow, ok, ok here i am!"...lets try that again folks...they drove off...into the dark knight..."who the heck did you just run over?" knuckles said as he looked out the back "batman." shadow answered "this matt guy just said 'into the dark Knight."...very funny shadow...one more time yall...they drove off...into the dark...cold...night...



ladies who think twilight was stupid, gentelmen who cant stand jacob or any of that stuff, i present to you...



                                          "SHADOW AND KNUCKLES KILL THE TWILIGHT UNIVERSE!!!"

                                                (or at least they will TRY do kill the twilight universe!!!)

                                          ...a war will be legendary...there shall be blood and explosions...



      ...coming soon...hahahahahaahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!...