Heartless Bastard II: The Old Man

You are quite the character.
You yell, fart, and yell again.
You are a young boy trapped in a broken backed man.
You need Bosley but have too much pride to admit that to yourself.
You are cheap when it comes to the need of those who should mean the most to you,
but you can spend money on things that don't matter.
You can insult, curse, embarrass, and strike your wife and see that it was quite right.
You are an old-fashioned coward who thinks that phone calls will be around for the rest of the time of the earth.
You ignorance is also brought on by your country upbringing and bullying blood.
Thank God that he can create such a gene pull, that I don't have to inherit such traits.
Yet I am aware that I need prayer, to destroy one bad habit that came from you.
You are Cronus's balls and I am beautiful Aphrodite or Venus - a sexual pervert.