Messy House

Tripping through the house
As the kids go screaming by
Dropping all their toys
Crying, "Hey, that's mine!"
Sobbing soon ensues
Tears roll down their face
Oh how hard it is to mom
With toys all o'er the place!

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Put that back, pick it up
Put that thing away!
I don't wanna tell you twice
Why can't you all obey? Hey!
Put that back, pick it up
Put that thing away!
I don't wanna tell you twice
Why can't you all obey?

LEGOs on the floor
I kick them from my path
Stubbing my big toe
The kids all start to laugh
Ha, Ha, Ha!
Counting once to ten
I grin and say to them,
"You'll never see these toys again
They only cause mayhem!"

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