Yeah, it's The Law of the Cat. What more is there to say? |
Leave the dog out in the fog If it's my chair, you don't sit there If I pee, you clean the floor, when I want out you open the door You're the fools and I make all the rules. When I want to munch you serve lunch If I bring you a dead rat you appreciate that If I chew your shoe, don't yell just coo You're the fools and I make all the rules. If I'm asleep don't you dare make a peep I'll shed my hair here there and everywhere When I'm bored I'll type nonsense on your keyboard You're the fools and I make all the rules. If I sharpen my claw or the teeth in my jaw On your furniture, don't give me a lecture If i scratch your annoying guest, don't say I'M the pest You're the fools and I make all the rules. If I eat your plants or even your pants If I think it good to gobble up your food Just get yourself another dinner, or maybe just get thinner You're the fools and I make all the rules. If I am naughty or proud and haughty If I'm crazy or just plain lazy Don't try to make me change, there's nothing you can rearrange You're the fools and I make all the rules. If at the end of the day you can still say You love me yet and I'm your darling pet I can mew in harmony with you Cause you're no fool - you know I make all the rules! |