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Cosmos’s Scumbag of The Week Awards

Purpose: From time to time, I will award a “Scumbag of the Week Award” and post it on All Poetry, my blog, Bloglovin, Fan Story, Facebook, Medium, Purpose: From time to time, I will award a “Scumbag of the Week Award” and post it on my blog, medium, wattpro, blog loving, Linkedin, Loser, Writing Com, Tumblr, and Twitter, and send a nice certificate to the person nominated, who demonstrated the true qualities of a Scumbag – vile despicable behavior or speech demonstrating that they are a true sociopathic scumbag. , perhaps the poster child for scumbagary (my portmanteau word). Scumbagary is the ‘actions of a scumbag, an unprincipled, narcistic sociopathic person, also called a douchebag. “

Index

Cosmos’s Scumbag of the Week Award Scumbag Award, Kentucky Factory Manager
Cosmos’s Scumbag of the Week Award, Runner up Christmas Gun Card
Scumbag of the Week Marjorie Taylor Green Found Poem Marjorie Taylor Green
Scumbag of the Week Matt Gaetz Found Poem
Scumbag of the Week Paul Gosar found poem
Scumbag of the Week Louie Gohmert Found Poem Scumbag
Scumbag of the Week Award Korean Husband Who Left His Wife at Deserted Highway Stop
Scumbag of the Week Marjorie Taylor Green’s Yellow Race Comments Scumbag of the Week
Scumbag of the Year, Donald Trump, the former President.
Bonus Poem Neo-50ths Return of the Red Menace



Begin Poems

Scumbag of The Week Kentucky Candle Manager Who Threaten to Fire Employees Who Want to Flee the Tornado That Destroyed the Factory Scumbag of the Week Award


In the wake
Of the historic tornados
That destroyed so many towns
In six states,

There have been many cases
Of people stepping up
Doing the right thing
Acting like true heroes.

This sadly is not one
Of those stories.

Instead, it is the story
Of a factory manager
Who knowing that the tornado
Was rushing at his factory,

Told his employees
Keep working
If you leave
Fleeing for your life
You will be terminated.

The employees
Were too stunned
To do anything.

A few minutes later
The factory was destroyed
Most of the workers
And that scumbag manager
Buried under the rubble.

If the manager
Had acted like the Christian
He claimed he was,

And told his employees
To get the hell out of there
Closing for the day.

Some of them might
Have survived.

For these actions
He truly deserves
The scumbag of the week award.
























Scumbag of the Week Award -For the Chrismas Gun Card

The second recipient
is the congressional representative,
Who felt he would send out
A friendly message
Of peace and goodwill
During the Christmas season,

He had his whole family
Standing by a Christmas tree
Carrying military assault weapons

With the caption,

“Santa, please send more amo”.

Santa should send the family
A note

": For your display of Christmas naughtiness,
I am donating ten thousand dollars
from your bank account,
In your name for each victim
Of gun violence this year,

200 thousand dollars
Thank you for your generous donation,"

The Republican congressional
representative from Kentucky
Did not apologize for the lame
Extremely tasteless and offensive

Not even saying
That it was just a lame
An attempt at a joke.

Tweeting that he had stirred up
A hornets' nest
But it was good

To see the leftist so upset
And he would do it again
Saw nothing wrong with it.

Yet another Christian
Who shows his adherence
To Christian values,
By violating everything,
Christ stood for.

Not doing what Jesus
Would have done.

And did it just
Before Christmas
right after a horrific
shocking shooting
at a school.

Until next time,
When we will award
Another scumbag
Of the week award.


Scumbag of the Week Marjorie Taylor Green

For this week’s s Cosmos
scumbag of the week award
we have four winners.

Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Matt Gaetz,
Paul Gosar,
Louie Gohmert.

they held a bonkers
demented press conference
for that, they are all winners.

“On Tuesday,
Reps. Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Matt Gaetz,
Paul Gosar,
and Louie Gohmert

held a press conference
where they defended
the Jan. 6 insurrection,

promoting every conspiracy
the theory under the sun
and attacking anybody

who dares call i
into question the actions
of the people

we all saw on television,
on our computers,
and on our mobile devices

attacking the Capitol building.
Any one of the three
on the podium

during today’s press conference
could create a misinformation
swarm larger

then the rings of Saturn,
and all four together
did not disappoint their master,
Donald Trump.

let’s all just remember
four things: Greene is a horrendous human being
Gaetz is a horrendous human being;
Gosar is a horrendous human being;
and Gohmert is a horrendous human being”.

“First up was Greene,
who told the world
that the Jan. 6 defendants
we’re being tortured
and persecuted
and forced to submit
to critical race theory brainwashing.”

She went on to say
Of the January 6th defendants,

“They were isolated
in a separate wing of the jail
, where they are abused,
where they are ridiculed,
where they are mocked
because of their political beliefs
and because of January 6,
and because
of the color of their skin.”

All are scumbags worthy
Of this award
Scumbag of the Week Matt Gaetz Found Poem Scumbag

Then came Gaetz to promise
kangaroo courts
and Benghazi trials
while also pretending
that Benghazi investigation
were mishandled
because they found nothing.

"We are going to take power
after this next election.
When we do,
it's not going to be
the days of Paul Ryan,
and Trey Gowey,
and no real oversight,
and no real subpoenas.

It's going to be the days
of Jim Jordan, Marjorie Taylor Greene,
and Dr. Gosar, and myself."
He would move to install
Trump as House Speaker “

For this and past offenses
He is runner up
To Cosmos’s Scumbag
Of the week award.











Scumbag of the Week Paul Gosar Found Poem Scumbag

Gosar is the three-sentence embodiment
of a sniveling Dickens character.

Comment: not to mention
His violent murder porn fantasy tweets.”
And he is so bad
Even his siblings
Campaigned against him
And denounced him
On worldwide TV.

His response
Was to call his seven siblings
Jealous Marxists.

Another worthy recipient
Of the Cosmos Scumbag
Of the week award.




















Scumbag of the Week Louie Gohmert Found Poem Scumbag

Gohmert just comes
Across like someone
Who doesn’t know much
Of anything.


And therefore, might seem
A touch less dangerous.

Then it was Gohmert’s turn.
Gohmert has recently
Decided to leave Congress

In the hopes of taking control
Of the Texas attorney general’s office,
Announcing his bid against
The publicly corrupt Ken Paxton

Last month.
Gohmert’s job
Was to promote the conspiracy theory
That the only people

Who should be charged
With insurrection should be the FBI.

Literally—that’s his fact-free
Conspiracy vomit
Into the public sphere for the day.

Then Gosar came up to make
A series of statements
About the cruel conditions
Of the incarcerated Jan 6 defendants

Calling them human rights violations
Gosar made sure to explain
How white these defendants are.

They aren’t those “hardened criminals” people
(The ones Gosar and Greene and Gohmert
And Gaetz never speak up for),

“they’re fathers.”

Gohmert,
Often dubbed
The “dumbest representative
In Congress by his myriad critics,
Has so many reasons
To be the scumbag of the week.



























Korean Husband Who Left His Wife at A Deserted Highway Rest Stop Scumbag of The Week Award

For this week’s scumbag of the week award
And my first international winner,
We go to South Korea where I currently reside.

A Korean married couple
Got into a horrific argument,
While in a taxi heading home.

The man told the driver
To drop his wife,
Off at a deserted highway rest stop
In the middle of the night
During a frosty winter rainfall.

The taxi driver complied
The woman got off
They took off.

The woman
Went for a walk
Down the deserted highway.

A five-ton truck
Ran her over
And keep driving
Hit and run driver.

The taxi driver
Drove back
Saw that she was missing
Alerted the authorities.

They found her body
By the side of the road
And skid marks
Indicating what had happened.

The award winner is the husband
The truck driver and taxi drivers
Our runner ups
For this first international
Scumbag of the week award.


Scumbag of the Week Marjorie Taylor Green’s Yellow Race Comments Scumbag of the Week

Marjorie Taylor Green
For all of her deeds
Pure batshit craziness
Incoherent insane word salads,

She is yet again
A recipient of
The” cosmos scumbag”
Of the week award.

During a conservative youth conference
“using her moment on stage
To in part call out
The diversity of the attendees,

The “black people, brown people, white people,
And yellow people”
Only to highlight
that the event can’t possibly be racist.”

Because….

Proving again that she is a racist
Using the racist words
“Yellow People.”

Which is a 19th century racial slur.
At least she did not use the n word
Or talk about “redskins.”.

She went on to make a deranged comments
About gender roles in the house of representatives
Noting new inclusive language guidelines
That she will refuse to follow,

“No male, female, mother, father,
Sister, brother, daughter,
Son, he, she, him, her,

all of those words are forbidden
In congress,”
Greene said. “

I’m kind of one of
Those gender people,
I’m all about the male
And the female.”

To which the only sane response
To this deranged word salad
Is to say “wtf! “

“she also whined
About the “lies”
On her Wikipedia page .

And called the Jan. 6 insurrection
A “fedsurrection,”
Implying that the terrorists
Who attacked the capitol
were set up by federal agents.

Not to mention her
complete paranoia
Suggesting that

she’s being targeted
By the Jan. 6 committee
For trying to “stop”
A “communist revolution.”

Another incoherent word salad
Communist revolution?

What planet is she living in?
What alternative reality
Is she trapped in?

A communist revolution
Really Margorie?”

She went on to compare Donald Trump
To Jesus

“and then there’s talk of freedom
And loving america,
and conservative principles,

Some crazy people
In here were talking

About how much
They love this guy
Named Jesus.

And I heard
— Someone I really like
— I think I heard
that a lot of people
Here like a guy
Named Donald J. Trump.

And then I said,
‘Oh, Oh, I know exactly
What this is:
The left calls
This a white supremacist party.”

Final snarky comment,

Not only the left my dear
Calls the MAGA movement
A white supremastic movement,

To quote the Donald
“It is what it is”.


Source article

https://www.dailykos.com/story/2021/12/20/2070256/-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene-proves...

Rep. Greene uses racist term for Asian Americans while trying to prove conservatives aren’t racist

Rebekah Sager


Georgia Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene was in her element at the Turning Point USA’s “AmericaFest” rally on Sunday. Using her moment on stage to in part call out the diversity of the attendees, the “Black people, brown people, white people, and yellow people” only to highlight that the event can’t possibly be racist.
Oh, okay. Who uses the words “yellow people?” Racists. That’s who, you QAnon-believing, anti-vaxxing, gun-toting blockhead racist.
In addition to her comments on race, she waxed poetic about former one-term President Donald Trump and a nice Jewish boy from Palestine named Jesus.
“And then there’s talk of freedom and loving America, and conservative principles, some crazy people in here were talking about how much they love this guy named Jesus. And I heard — someone I really like — I think I heard that a lot of people here like a guy named Donald J. Trump. And then I said, ‘Oh, oh, I know exactly what this is: the left calls this a white supremacist party.”
Yes, she was chumming the waters of her base bigly.
It didn’t take long before people began calling out her xenophobic and bigoted comments.
"I honestly haven't heard someone use ‘yellow people’ for decades," tweeted George Takei, the famed Star Trek star and activist.
I honestly haven’t heard someone use “yellow people” for decades. Perhaps she meant “yellow bellied people” because there are certainly lots in that crowd. https://t.co/AH8coIZdbC
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) December 20, 2021
"Referring to Asian Americans as 'yellow people' definitely isn't something a white supremacy cult would do," tweeted activist Nathan Schneider.
Referring to Asian Americans as "yellow people" definitely isn't something a white supremacy cult would do. https://t.co/MPgD618sam
— Nathan Schneider (@SchneiderLD35) December 19, 2021
The term “yellow people” stems from “yellow peril,” a racist ideology dating back to the 19th century used to misrepresent people from Asia, painting them as a group to be feared and reduced to something less than white Europeans.
After her racist comments, Greene moved on to her usual swipes at fellow lawmakers, like GOP Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell for “making a deal with Chuck Schumer” over COVID-19 vaccine mandates and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi over “completely eras[ing] gender this year.”
“No male, female, mother, father, sister, brother, daughter, son, he, she, him, her, all of those words are forbidden in Congress,” Greene said. “I’m kind of one of those gender people, I’m all about the male and the female.”
She also whined about the “lies” on her Wikipedia page and called the Jan. 6 insurrection a “Fedsurrection,” implying that the terrorists who attacked the Capitol were set up by federal agents.
Not to mention her complete paranoia suggesting that she’s being targeted by the Jan. 6 committee for trying to “stop” a “communist revolution.”
As MSN News points out, this isn’t the first and only time Greene has made racist and anti-Asian comments. She’s said in the past she would deport Chinese people loyal to the Chinese Communist Party.
"If I was in charge and I had my way, I would come down on China so hard," Greene said. "I would kick out every single Chinese in this country that is loyal to the CCP. They would be gone. I do not care who they are."
"You're gone, back to China," she added. "I don't care how much money you have, how much land you own, how many businesses you own, how much money you've donated to colleges and universities, I don't care about who your kid is, and how many students you've sent to colleges."
"If they are loyal to the CCP, they go back."
But, truthfully, should we be at all surprised that the GOP congresswoman would use a derogatory trope?
Greene joins GOP Oklahoma Sen. David Rader, who in October referred to Asian American families as “yellow families” when testifying before the legislature about racial inequality. Now former-Sacramento County Health Director Dr. Peter Beilenson faced a tidal wave of criticism when during a meeting about racism, he called Asian Americans “yellow folk.” Beilenson resigned two weeks later.


Neo-50ths Return of the Red Menace

Sometimes watching the news
Particularly FOX news
One would think

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

That we are living
In the red scare
Of the 1950’s

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

When communism
Was a real threat
To American style capitalism

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

They call the democrats
Communists, socialists and sometimes
Fascists
As if these three things
Are one and the same

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

And they have resurrected
Some of the overheated rhetoric
Of that era

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

But fortunately
Most people are buying
What they selling

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Most people don’t think
That the communists are out
To destroy America

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Realizing that there are no communists
Left in the world
Except for a few hard core
Believers

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Communism died in 1990
Perhaps some of the MAGA crowd
Don’t know that
Because they have been brainwashed
Or have been asleep
Since 1990.

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Scumbag of the Week, the former President because Every Word You Say is a Lie and You Know It.

Note: the former president could receive an award every week for being a total scumbag

The former guy
Once again
Made a deranged statement
About current events.

In a word salad
Every word in his statement
Was a lie.

Showing that Trump
Is living in his own world
That is not part
Of the world
His non-supporters inhabit.

I just don’t know what
To make of this world salad.


Really former guy,
The democrats are communists
Trying to seize power
And turn Biden
Into perhaps the next coming
Of Castro? Or Chavez
Or Mao, or Stalin?

Really?

In case you did not know it,
Been asleep since 1990,
Never read your briefing books,
Communism is dead.

No one
Even the Russians and Chinese
Are Marxists anymore,

And no Joe Biden
Is not trying to become a dictator
The only person trying to be a dictator
Would be you.

The January 6th insurrection
Was an attempted coup
You know it, we all know it.

The January 6th committee
Is trying to hold people accountable
That includes perhaps
Sending some people to jail.

The committee and the democrats
Are out to get you
Because you are guilty.

And your day
Of accounting
For all of your crimes
Is coming sooner
That you think.

For these reasons and more, you are the scumbag of the year, if not the year 2021, or even the century.


https://www.dailykos.com/story/2021/12/20/2070336/-Former-FBI-official-Trump-jus...

Trump just admitted that he knows he's in trouble

Darrell Lucus


There are a lot of people who think Attorney General Merrick Garland is a 98-pound weakling. In their eyes, the lack of any action against Donald Trump and others who incited the Jan. 6 insurrection suggests that Garland isn’t willing to bring justice to those responsible for that day’s horror.
A quick read of recent events shows Garland is anything but a weakling. He indicted Steve Bannon for contempt of Congress, and all indications point to him teeing up Mark Meadows as well. He’s making a concerted effort to hold states accountable for politically and racially motivated gerrymandering, and forced Derek Chauvin to take a plea deal as his only shot of getting out of prison on his feet rather than in a pine box.
If that isn’t enough for you, former FBI Counterintelligence Chief Frank Figliuzzi believes he noticed another sign. Figliuzzi believes that with an unhinged tirade against Democratic prosecutors and law enforcement, Individual 1 all but admitted that he knows he’s directly in the legal line of fire.
In case you missed this latest Trump tantrum, read it here, courtesy of Trump spokeswoman/sockpuppet Liz Harrington.
NEW!

President Donald J. Trump:

"All the Democrats want to do is put people in jail. They are vicious, violent, and Radical Left thugs. They are destroying people’s lives, which is the only thing they are good at. They couldn’t get out of Afghanistan without disgracing our... pic.twitter.com/eSqKpLdidW
— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) December 18, 2021




Liz Harrington
@realLizUSA

NEW! President Donald J. Trump: "All the Democrats want to do is put people in jail. They are vicious, violent, and Radical Left thugs. They are destroying people’s lives, which is the only thing they are good at. They couldn’t get out of Afghanistan without disgracing our...


Many saw this as yet another case of steaming hypocrisy from Trump. Remember, this is the same man who actually encouraged those “Lock her up!” chants at Hillary. But Figliuzzi saw something different: a time bomb about to go off.
Tick…tock…. pic.twitter.com/HmElgUoLk5
— Frank Figliuzzi (@FrankFigliuzzi1) December 19, 2021
Figliuzzi expanded on this further during a panel discussion with MSNBC’s Yasmin Vossoughian:
Figliuzzi said that when Trump goes off like this, it almost always means that “he’s learned something he doesn’t know”—and doesn’t like it. In this case, Figliuzzi suspects that Trump has learned that “something … is about to happen to him” and he’s “lashing out.” Specifically, Figliuzzi thinks that someone told him that either federal prosecutors, Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance, or New York state Attorney General Letitia James are “getting closer to him.”
Figliuzzi added that he’s seen indications that the Justice Department isn’t just sitting on its hands. He went on to say that he doesn't believe that the Justice Department and the House Select Committee on Jan. 6 are operating in a vacuum. They're likely sharing information as it comes up.
"For those all over social media who are understandably frustrated with timing and wonder if DOJ and Merrick Garland and the FBI are doing absolutely nothing. I'm an evidence guy. I see glimpses that not only is DOJ not doing nothing, but rather that they understand the role of the select committee."

He explained that the Justice Department and the White House waived executive privilege and people at a high level are cooperating with the committees and law enforcement.
As evidence, Figliuzzi noted that a lot of people involved in the insurrection are singing—like MAGA influencer Brandon “WalkAway” Straka and a number of Oath Keepers. He noted that FBI agents specifically asked a high-ranking Oath Keeper, “Were you in contact with members of Congress or their staff?” Additionally, when Committee Chairman Rep. Bennie Thompson revealed who sent the text messages released by the committee, he used “the same language the FBI is using when they question Oath Keepers.” That led him to conclude that the FBI is already investigating sitting Congress members.
Figliuzzi knows what he’s talking about. He was the No. 2 man at the FBI’s Miami office and the head of the FBI in Cleveland before becoming the FBI’s counterintelligence chief, so he knows how investigations are supposed to work. He also has some experience in pulling off these slow-motion strangulations. If lawmakers are being investigated, it could partly explain why Trump went off on Sunday. After all, the only person they could possibly give up if they want to avoid jail time is Trump.
Suddenly, Trump’s lawsuit against James—which can only be described as another thinly disguised Twitter tirade—makes even more sense. He knows the walls are closing in on him and is doing anything to stop it. But if things are moving along as fast as Figliuzzi thinks they are, Trump is only delaying the inevitable.
Tick tock, Trump. Tick tock.


Bonus Poem

Neo-50ths Return of the Red Menace

Sometimes watching the news
Particularly FOX news
One would think

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

That we are living
In the red scare
Of the 1950’s

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

When communism
Was a real threat
To American style capitalism

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

They call the democrats
Communists, socialists and sometimes
Fascists
As if these three things
Are one and the same

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

And they have resurrected
Some of the overheated rhetoric
Of that era

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

But fortunately
Most people are buying
What they selling

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Most people don’t think
That the communists are out
To destroy America

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Realizing that there are no communists
Left in the world
Except for a few hard core
Believers

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

Communism died in 1990
Perhaps some of the MAGA crowd
Don’t know that
Because they have been brainwashed
Or have been asleep
Since 1990.

Repeat after me
Joe Biden is not a communist
There are no communists left
Communist is dead.

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