I don't get Groundhog day I mean his prediction is only 30 percent accurate! |
Ground Hog Poems what is Groundhog Day? What is Groundhog Day? I just don’t understand it What does seeing a shadow Have anything to do With the weather anyway? What is Groundhog Day? Why does seeing his shadow Mean early Spring? COSMOS Bans Ground Hog Day Say It In Eight When the world’s First AI came to life It told the world it was banning Useless stuff like the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus and especially Groundhog Day A totally useless forecast from a rodent (less than 50% accurate LOL) Who is poked awake every February 2nd to make his “forecast” What’s up with” seeing his shadow, “I think it will be an early Spring” nonsense any Shadow on the Snow, The Last Ground Hog Day writer’s cramp To the invisible masters of the universe Those shadowy investors who controlled the government The military, the media, culture, and society. There were many things That did not make sense anymore That should be jettisoned. To make way for the new emerging world A world in which the new AI overlords would gradually take over And humanity will be taken care of But the human committee would remain in charge. the committee that did not exist The new COSMOS Super AI To rank order things that could be done away with. Cosmos gave the committee the list Among them were the quaint custom of Groundhog Day Groundhog Day just did not make any sense How could a lowly groundhog seeing its shadow foretell the weather? And why did people make such a big deal Of this poor little creature Who had to be poked awake Every February 2nd to make his stupid forecast? the word went out Groundhog Day would no longer Be observed, broadcasted Or even mentioned anymore. But the legend of Groundhog Day Continued underground for centuries Became symbols of resistance To the COSMOS AI overlord And the committee did not exist. The phrase "long lives the groundhog Became a rallying point For the resistance movement. |