Paddle Pranked

Paddle Pranked
By Shadowgate
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The Byron Hedgehog Private School has been open for the past 25 years. It was a private school that covered K-12. Today the principal of the school Mrs. Mills will be hosting a tour which she looked forward to. The tours consisted of businesspeople and community activists. Today one of the tour members Jerry Anderson brought his nine-year-old daughter Jennifer along for the tour because both he and his wife were planning to send her to the school next year. Jerry and his daughter Jennifer were both happy to introduce themselves to the three teachers.

Three teachers would assist Mrs. Mills on the tour, Mrs. Butterball, Mrs. Maddah, and Mrs. Mohawk. They began the school tour at 9:15 AM.

She noticed all the tour members were happy, especially Jennifer Anderson. At 9:45 AM inside the gym a student Matthew Hines told Mrs. Mills the DVD about the history of the Hedgehog School was in the DVD player and ready to go. Mrs. Mills gave him a smile and he along with a dozen other students went back to their classroom.

At 10 AM the tour group of fifteen sat down in the gym to watch the DVD and Mrs. Mills turned out the lights.

As the DVD began Mrs. Butterball said "Mrs. Mills that video is not it."

Mrs. Mills said "it's not? What video is it then?"

Mrs. Butterball said "I don't know but it's not the correct one. The credits sure don't match."

Mrs. Mills spoke up "attention everyone this appears to be the wrong video."

As Mrs. Mills walked over to the DVD player/television and before she could stop and remove the DVD a scene appeared showing a woman who yelled "I'll paddle your butt" and she whacked a man on his bare butt with a paddle.

Mrs. Mills was shocked as were the three teachers but the tour members began laughing.

Mrs. Mills stopped the video as fast as she could.

Jennifer Anderson laughed so hard she fell out of her seat.

Jerry scolded his daughter "Jennifer that's enough."

Jennifer stopped laughing and Mrs. Mills said "apparently a student replaced the video you were supposed to see with something very inappropriate."

Jennifer said "well look on the bright side Mrs. Mills now you know what that video is about."

Mrs. Mills said "well the point is this was not the video we intended to show. Someone played a prank on all of us.”

Jennifer chimed back "someone pulled a spank prank or should I say paddle prank? Ha ha."

Mrs. Butterball shouted "Mrs. Mills wasn't Matthew Hines the last student near the DVD player and he told you it was ready to go right?"

Mrs. Mills answered "yes but there were a dozen other students near it as well and they all left at the same time."

Mrs. Butterball said "yes but it sounds like Matthew is the guilty one."


One tour member yelled "he better be punished for this. I hope you all paddle him for it."

Mrs. Mills made a promise "when we find out who pulled this prank there will be disciplinary action taken."


Jennifer said "well whoever played this prank it sure brightened up my day seeing a mom paddle her son's bare butt. That was hilarious."

Jerry told his daughter “this was adult corporal punishment also known as spanking porn. Jennifer I want you to forget about this video and don’t even mention it to your mother.”

Jennifer said "oh I won't she might get an idea if you know what I mean. You could end up with a red bare butt daddy."

The other tour members laughed at Jennifer's comment which pissed off Jerry and he yelled "that's enough out of all of you!"

Mrs. Butterball continued in anger by yelling "well I think Matthew Hines should get a spanking and I don't care if his parents complain or threaten to sue."

Jerry said "absolutely that was adult corporal punishment and it was pornographic. My nine-year-old saw it and I want that student punished."

Mrs. Mohawk said "we don't know for sure that he did it though. Who were all the students that participated today in preparing for the tour? They could have all been on it or it might have been a student other than Matthew Hines."

Jennifer started laughing again while still lying on the floor. This further angered her father and he yelled "stop laughing and get up off the Goddamn floor!"

Jennifer immediately got back in her seat.

Mrs. Maddah asked "can we be absolutely sure Matthew Hines did it?"

Mrs. Mills answered "I don't know but I will be addressing the issue later and I am truly sorry this happened."

Mrs. Mills played the correct video.

No student confessed to the prank and while Mrs. Butterball approached Matthew Hines later he denied being the one. They argued but there was no punishment for Matthew Hines in the end.

THE END