The Songs we Sing at Work

While we are hard at work at Mcdonald's filled with Killer Coffee, strange things happen. One of them is singing. The kind of singing that comes out is not anything you've heard on the radio, it's McSongs. McSongs are made about anything that amuses our caffeine induced minds in the morning. There are a few examples below.

McGriddles

Griddles, Griddles, Griddles, they are made out of clay.
Griddles, Griddles, Griddles, we serve them any way.

Griddles, Griddles, Griddles, we serve them everywhere.
Griddles, Griddles, Griddles, they burn my hands and I don't care.

Griddles, Griddles, Griddles, we serve them every day.
Griddles Griddles Griddles, eat them, eat them we will say.

How on earth do we manage this you are thinking. It is simple. It is cold, quiet, and boring in the morning....unless we have Killer Coffee. here's another song dedicated to the famous drink.

I Like To Drink Coffee

I like to drink coffee coffee coffee, a lot a lot a lot.
I drink it every day by the pot pot pot.
I like to drink coffee coffee coffee, a lot a lot a lot.
I will drink it until my brain will rot rot rot
I like to drink coffee coffee coffee, a lot a lot a lot.
I like to drink it at a trot trot trot.

This song is sung at a fast pace and can tie up your tongue if you can't keep up with the rest of us. Then there is our upcoming Christmas song. It is based on the Twelve days of Christmas. For brevity's sake I will only list below what we replaced the traditional words with.

1. A Parfait in an "A" Bag.
(an "A" bag is the smallest bag we have)
2. Two Vinyl Gloves
(required while preparing food in the grill)
3. Three Hashbrowns
4. Four Number 4's
(I was drinking Killer Coffee at the time and couldn't find another rhyme that fit quite so well.)
5. Five Golden Fries
6. Six Crew Are Late
7. Seven Fries are Swimming
(Refers to the fries that always float in the oil vat)
8. Eight Burgers Taken
9. Nine Children Laughing
10. Ten Shake Machines are Breaking
(Refers to our shake machine that is chronically broken.)
11. Eleven Timers Beeping
(refers to the food timers that are always beeping when the store is open)
12. Twelve Manager's Running
(Who wouldn't run if everything is going to heck in a handbasket?)

There are more songs that I might add to update this piece. this is another small insight into how Mccrew cope with working at McDonald's.