Insanity Scoring

So you actually wasted several minutes of your life by taking the “Are You Insane?” survey, and now you’d like to justify that by knowing what your answers mean.
Here’s how to find out…

First, go through your responses and tabulate your score from the assigned values, as follows:

Question 1:
a-f: 0 points
g: 1 point

Question 2:
a-c: 0 points
d, e: 1 point
f, g: 2 points

Question 3:
a-c: 0 points
d: 1 point
e: 2 points
f, g: 1 point

Question 4:
a-e: 0 points
f, g: 1 point

Question 5:
1 point, regardless of reply

Question 6:
a-d: 0 points
e, f: 1 point
g: 2 points

Question 7:
a-e: 0 points
f: 1 point
g: 5 points

Questions 8 and 9:
If you checked neither or both: 0 points; if you checked only one: 2 points

Question 10:
a-d: 0 points
e-g: 1 point

Question 11:
a, b: 0 points
c, d: 1 point
e-g: 2 points

Question 12:
a: 0 points
b, c: 1 point
d-f: 2 points
g: 3 points

Question 13:
a: 0 points
b-e: 1 point
f, g: 2 points

Question 14:
a-c: 0 points
d: 1 point
e-g: 2 points

Question 15:
a-d: 2 points
e: 0 points
f: 1 point

Question 16:
a-e: 0 points
f, g: 2 points

Question 17:
a: 0 points
b: 1 point
c: 2 points
d: 3 points

Question 18:
a: 0 points
b: 1 point
c-f: 2 points

Question 19:
3 points, unless reply is a mathematical equation.

Question 20:
a-d: 0 points
e, f: 1 points

Question 21:
1 point regardless of reply

Question 22:
a-c: 0 points
d: 1 point
e-g: 2 points

Question 23:
a-c: 0 points
d: 1 point
e-g: 2 points

Question 24:
a: 0 points
b: 1 point

Question 25:
1 point regardless of reply

Lastly, give yourself an additional 5 points just for having spent so much time on this foolishness so far.


Okay, Now here’s what the points mean…

0 Points:
“Idiot”
If you are ever in need of a little extra money, you might consider loaning out your brain, because you sure aren’t using it. It is impossible to score a zero on this test. Way to tally those numbers, Clyde.

1-7 Points:
“Cookie Cutter Conformist”
If you're looking for an ego boost, then assume yourself to be beautiful, because no one is ever going to accuse you of having a great personality. You are precisely what The System wants you to be… a drone. Next time you’re out shopping, keep an eye out for sales on a sense of humor

8-15 points:
“Quirk”
You may occasionally get called things like ‘eccentric’, but you are basically a sane and semi-interesting person... At least by my standards. Which, all things considered, really isn’t saying much.

16-29 points:
“Oddball”
You are a little stranger than society is generally accustomed to, and so you probably receive a lot of one-eyebrow-raised looks, especially once your back is turned. Still, you are basically harmless, certainly not boring, and you probably have the good sense not to give a flying rat’s ass about what anyone says or how they look at you once your back is turned.

30-39 points:
“Real Weirdo.”
You are more than a little strange. Possibly neurotic or psychotic. Possibly paranoid or a serial killer. A second-rate psychiatrist would no doubt see you as an opportunity to fill the prescription medicine quota assigned by the pharmaceutical company that paid his way through med school. Palm that medicine and throw it out later. It’s people like you that make this world worth living in.

40+ points:
“Raving Lunatic”
They let you out of your cage for what, 5 or 10 minutes a day? And this is how you spend your time? Filling out stupid surveys? Tsk, tsk.