I do occasional contests, write lots of nonsense and conspicuously fall short on the reviewing front. As a schoolboy, I had a weight problem and was made to wear women's corsetry. (I bet I was the only teenage boy in Scotland whose school uniform included a panty girdle.) I've an Autobiographical folder in my portfolio dealing with my abnormal childhood, as it's the first thing I wrote about when I joined WdC. The rest of the port is split into Contests and Activities and General, and then further subdivided by year.