Moonblink here, janitor at the Ravelin Resort — where it's forever a balmy, tropical night and our 'day' is 29½ hours long such that the moon shows all faces. The printed matter may suggest you try for a moontan, tongue-in-cheek, but I'd advise you against sleeping under direct moonlight if you value your night vision. There's no end of activities, though mine tend to involve cleaning up. Someone in my position hears the oddest things, though...