Holy s***, dude!!!! I'm 37-years old and I read everything I can get my hands on...always have. This story is one of the funniest stories I have ever read. EVER! My Callwave kept yapping at me (I'm on dial-up internet), but I ignored the calls just to see where Sam ended up. I hope my nephrologist can schedule another surgery date for that kidney donation.
man, I am serious. You are hilarious!!!!!! Some of your analogies about made me lose my bowels. And I don't think s***ting your pants when you are in your thirties is a laughing matter.
I can't believe you aren't being published somewhere. You should be. Nobody this entertaining should be an unknown.
I could go on, but I need to return my mother's call. She left a message a few minutes ago saying something about having shortness of breath/ heart palpitations/ no feeling in her left side...whatever. I couldn't break away from your story long enough to hear everything she said.
Keep it up, dude
You are definitely meant to be a writer!!!!!!!!!!!
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