About how true love can happen over the strangest things. :) |
He sat across from her she sat across from him she told him her name was Judy and he said Hey, My name is Jim He asked her if she liked rap music she asked him if he like mozart and then she did a stupid thing she let out a horrible fart It wasn't a very quiet one You could say it was really loud He looked at her in shock and said Hey, I think that fart would make a cow proud She blushed and tried to deny it was her But they both knew it was He took her hand looked into her eyes He whispered she made him proud But why..she murmered. I dont understand It is rather embarrassing to fart in front of my man He grabbed her by the waist He lifted her high into the air He looked up into her eyes They were as blue as the sky He lowered her down and kiss her real hard He bent her over He let out a fart He vowed with every soul of his heart That he would never leave his fart girl He took her small hand into his He took her down to the beach There he layed out a blanket And some food to eat Then he farted just once He encouraged her to Together they farted until the sky turned dark blue Oh Fart girl, he sighed I want you by my side I want you for my bride So they married that year Together they stayed They bought a cow manure factory It really thrived They had several children All of them smart They all grew to up They called their parents Old Farts Moral: So dont be afraid to fart...it could be leading you to the one you will love, with all of your heart |